NZ man raped by a wombat

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:10 am

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/03/ ... 44849.html

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

http://www.stuff.co.nz

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:18 am

motueka is full of hippies whose days of drug-fulled hysteria have left legacies of lunacy

showguns · Post by **showguns** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:20 am

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:22 am

showguns wrote:

epithet · Post by **epithet** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:22 am

showguns wrote:

I'd hit it

with a fucking shovel

thief · Post by **thief** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:23 am

Ha ha Awesome! Mot is ace, that's my extended hood

(I'm from Richmond).

jred · Post by **jred** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:02 am

NZ land of the free home of the insane :lector:

Fakawi · Post by **Fakawi** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:01 am

Don't be putting all of us in that 'insane' basket though!

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:26 am

A possum I'd believe. They've been over the ditch long enough to have been influence by kiwi ways.
But wombats are deliberative and easily run-over.
So, please, keep your devo kiwi khybers off our wombats' old fellas.

thief · Post by **thief** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:29 am

YEah, it's hardly believable, I mean who'd fuck a wombat with this many seexxxy sheeps just sheeping about, bare asking for it!?

onelouder · Post by **onelouder** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:34 am

bbbbbaaaaa-rrre asking for it, they are...

thief · Post by **thief** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:53 am

Oh yeah and Sidney Morning Herald... Coincidence?

boy_arena · Post by **boy_arena** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:57 am

dirty bugger!

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:56 pm

thief wrote:Oh yeah and Sidney Morning Herald... Coincidence?

SMH.com!!!

jred · Post by **jred** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:14 pm

showguns wrote:

wouldint ya love ta slip ya dick in that mouth tho ermmmmm

epithet · Post by **epithet** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:21 pm

If you move your head from side to side it's eyes follow you. I actually think it wants the dick.

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