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Some people knocked on my door today...

Post by Pada » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:42 pm

I opened it and they told me i should only eat brown or wholemeal bread....












Turns out they were JaHovis witnesses!








Sorry.
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Post by badger » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:44 pm

that actually made me laugh out loud. i feel ashamed
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Post by z.u.bee » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:45 pm

badger wrote:that actually made me laugh out loud. i feel ashamed
you and me both... :lol: :lol:
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Post by amykamala » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:57 pm

needs more "and they were teenage school girls wanting to use my phone"
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Post by diss04 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:07 pm

MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!



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Post by z.u.bee » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:08 pm

Diss04 wrote:MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!



life of brian, those who know know
i was blind and now i can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by diss04 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:11 pm

z.u.bee wrote:
Diss04 wrote:MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!



life of brian, those who know know
i was blind and now i can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
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Post by ytee » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:12 pm

Ask them in for tea....then proceed to tell them all about how you love going to raves and doing lots of meth.....anytime they try to talk, interrupt them and start talking about how Bryan Gee is your favourite black jungle dj....oh and make sure your rubbing your nipples through your shirt with your eyes as wide open as you can get them.....

at least that's what I would do.
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Post by Pada » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:12 pm

Diss04 wrote:
z.u.bee wrote:
Diss04 wrote:MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!



life of brian, those who know know
i was blind and now i can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Woman :Only the true messiah would deny being the messiah

Brian :orite then I am the messiah

Crowd: He IS the messiah
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Post by diss04 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:15 pm

are you the judean people's front?

fuck off. we're the people's front of judea
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Post by z.u.bee » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:17 pm

ytee wrote:Ask them in for tea....then proceed to tell them all about how you love going to raves and doing lots of meth.....anytime they try to talk, interrupt them and start talking about how Bryan Gee is your favourite black jungle dj....oh and make sure your rubbing your nipples through your shirt with your eyes as wide open as you can get them.....

at least that's what I would do.
i actually managed to baffle one with my drunken rants on how god doesnt exist....

the man literally said i should write a book!!! :o

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Post by thief » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:55 pm

I was walking down the street earlier. Saw a guy in a black hat with a feather. Moustache and a little beard. Frilly collar. Sword. One of those King Charles spaniels. Riding boots. Looked at him and I thought, "He's got a rather cavalier attitude."
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Re: Some people knocked on my door today...

Post by maori-nick » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:05 am

adisize wrote:I opened it and they told me i should only eat brown or wholemeal bread....











Turns out they were JaHovis witnesses!








Sorry.
jehova's witnesses have been at mine before trying to get us to convert.
i told them before though i never saw the accident.
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Post by guerillaeye » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:50 am

http://www.jahovaistheway.org/witness
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Post by felixgash » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:55 am

Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.
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Post by diss04 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:59 am

holy grail aint all that.
although

we are the knights who say. meep. meeeep. meeep.
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Post by delendi » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:32 am

it's 'nee' isn't it?

fuckin love life of brian. we tried to watch it on laser disc and projector screen in amsterdam but we couldn't get it in colour or with any sound :(
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although earlier i was sipping diet lilt and listening to barry manilow in the conservatory :wink:
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Post by dubluke » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:13 am

felixGash wrote:Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.
you haven't seen holy grail?? flix...there's something....just....not right...about having not seen holy grail

you best get watching bruv its hilarious

and yes it is nee del, why the fuck would it be meep diss?? they demand a shrubbery also
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Post by kidlogic » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:33 am

dubluke wrote:
felixGash wrote:Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.
you haven't seen holy grail?? flix...there's something....just....not right...about having not seen holy grail

you best get watching bruv its hilarious

and yes it is nee del, why the fuck would it be meep diss?? they demand a shrubbery also
I fart in your general direction.
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Post by kins83 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:42 am

dubluke wrote:
felixGash wrote:Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.
you haven't seen holy grail?? flix...there's something....just....not right...about having not seen holy grail

you best get watching bruv its hilarious

and yes it is nee del, why the fuck would it be meep diss?? they demand a shrubbery also
And they also want you to cut down the largest tree in the forest with...............

A HERRING!!!
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