Soreen malt loaf

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:47 am

damn, shit I aint had this for tyme... takes me back in the day when me ma used to pack it in my lunch box.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:59 am

i think i must be tired - there's something about your post Jubz, that i just read all wrong and back to front ....

anyway back on topic:

sorreen'll fix it - beats jimmy saville anyday!

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:12 am

Who knows about the small packs you can buy in Sainsburys that has two slices already buttered

Dun kno the soreen and how it always squashes when you cut a bigger loaf with a knife.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:16 am

ahhhhh, seen those but never been tempted...... the battle with the squidge is part of the fun! otherwise you may as well buy slices of raisen bread... which are also good but not quite as orgasmic.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:17 am

dr ddd wrote:ahhhhh, seen those but never been tempted...... the battle with the squidge is part of the fun! otherwise you may as well buy slices of raisen bread... which are also good but not quite as orgasmic.

Standard small pack for lunch though innit. Until you smile and have a peice of brown on your front tooth.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:37 am

this is a very important issue for me so i stickied it.

i've had those ready buttered ones... they just don't taste as good as ones u slice and butter yourself!

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:09 am

any toasters in the house??

gotta be done

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:13 am

it's like chewing on an old womans flaps

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:13 am

alfie wrote:any toasters in the house??

gotta be done

toasted soreen? why have i never thought of this before?

surely part of the joy of soreen though is the aforementioned squidge factor? i'm not sure how this would stand up to a vigorous toasting

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:22 am

badger wrote:
alfie wrote:any toasters in the house??

gotta be done
toasted soreen? why have i never thought of this before?

I know what I'm doing this evening. Gorging on toasted, buttered soreen.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:31 am

allow butter, as a youth i would get stoned run down to the bp garage and stock up on soreen,in a feeding frenzy i used to stuff a whole loaf in me mouth and finish three loaves before i got home!!!

accompanied by a nurishment milkshake.....

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:35 am

badger wrote:
alfie wrote:any toasters in the house??

gotta be done
toasted soreen? why have i never thought of this before?

surely part of the joy of soreen though is the aforementioned squidge factor? i'm not sure how this would stand up to a vigorous toasting

you still get the squidge (it's exacerbated as well imo), but you also get a nnice crispy exterior and a warm feeling as it goes down- lovely stuff

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:45 am

SMH at all of you

it's fucking rank chewy shit

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:45 am

badger wrote:
alfie wrote:any toasters in the house??

gotta be done
toasted soreen? why have i never thought of this before?

surely part of the joy of soreen though is the aforementioned squidge factor? i'm not sure how this would stand up to a vigorous toasting

i HIGHLY recommend this - altho a thick n thin toaster makes the squidge much more manageable

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:47 am

alfie wrote:
badger wrote:
alfie wrote:any toasters in the house??

gotta be done
toasted soreen? why have i never thought of this before?

surely part of the joy of soreen though is the aforementioned squidge factor? i'm not sure how this would stand up to a vigorous toasting
you still get the squidge (it's exacerbated as well imo), but you also get a nnice crispy exterior and a warm feeling as it goes down- lovely stuff

it gets a bit like a fruity brownie - crispy on the outside and sticky in the middle

i lived on it as a kid.... note to self: hit the shop on the way home after work for an evening of good old malt loaf action

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:14 am

You know what. At 1pm when mum heads to work I am going to go and buy a loaf of this from the corner shop.

Gonna praise it and then devour it.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:16 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:SMH at all of you

it's fucking rank chewy shit

shaddup

you clearly have no taste wotsoever

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:17 am

dr ddd wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:SMH at all of you

it's fucking rank chewy shit
shaddup

you clearly have no taste wotsoever

Jamaican Ginger Cake all the fucking way - beats this shit hands down

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:32 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:SMH at all of you

it's fucking rank chewy shit
shaddup

you clearly have no taste wotsoever
Jamaican Ginger Cake all the fucking way - beats this shit hands down

you can beat shit all you want midear, but clearly you still have no taste... well maybe some as ye olde jamaican ginger cake is quite plesant - but you are missing the orgasmic qualities of soreen. And of course it's phenomenal ability to fix ANYTHING (including the gap in the window frame)

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:36 am

dr ddd wrote:you can beat shit all you want midear, but clearly you still have no taste... well maybe some as ye olde jamaican ginger cake is quite plesant - but you are missing the orgasmic qualities of soreen. And of course it's phenomenal ability to fix ANYTHING (including the gap in the window frame)

the only way it could be orgasmic would be if I warmed it up and made sweet love to it but I wouldn't do that because I would get brown maltiness all over my cock which would be rank

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