£80 for a piss depreciation.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat May 20, 2006 2:17 am

Just got clocked by the rozzers havin a piss down some twats driveway and the stnuc charged me £80 fuckin stnuc. good job catching the skag heads raping vulnerable womenr you stnuc. FUCKIN TWATS

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:08 am

That happened to a mate of mine last autumn, tried to argue the case that there's no toilets open at 11 at night (pre-licensing change) on a Sunday, so it would've been a choice of pissing himself or doing that.

Keeps those targets good though - rape, beatings and muggings up, street pissing has seen a slight decrease. Best not to bring this up with them though, as my mate also got a night in the cells!

docdoom · Post by **docdoom** » Sat May 20, 2006 10:18 am

Fuck, didnt even know that was fine-able!

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:22 pm

Keeps those targets good though - rape, beatings and muggings up, street pissing has seen a slight decrease. Best not to bring this up with them though, as my mate also got a night in the cells!

I brought this up as I was getting out the car. Bastards.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:42 pm

Ha. Unlucky man, fuckin waste of time isn't it.

Police in Glasgow have stopped charging people for pissing cos it wastes so much time. They just shout at you and tell you to move along.

distinction · Post by **distinction** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:06 pm

Ahh man that takes the piss that does!

j_j · Post by **j_j** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:27 am

lol think ur self lucky still ...u cud have pissed up the wrong mans driveway and have suttin a lot worse than 80 quid missing out ur skyrocket..lol

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Mon May 22, 2006 7:36 pm

J_J wrote:lol think ur self lucky still ...u cud have pissed up the wrong mans driveway and have suttin a lot worse than 80 quid missing out ur skyrocket..lol

that would never have happened, the house was about 20metres away clouded by trees, I was about a foot actually on the start of the drive, right where it met pavement. Fuck it haha.

dramageddon · Post by **dramageddon** » Sat May 27, 2006 8:51 pm

fucking pigs! these days they are about as much good as a third eyebrow!

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:37 pm

Jubscarz you are my hero. Please squat over my open mouth and urinate over my tongue. Like lather.

distinction · Post by **distinction** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:20 pm

I can imagine your really "pissed" off.

Sorry had to crack that one.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:26 pm

Distinction wrote:Ahh man that takes the piss that does!

Distinction wrote:I can imagine your really "pissed" off.

Hi Dad!

distinction · Post by **distinction** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:37 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
Distinction wrote:Ahh man that takes the piss that does!

Distinction wrote:I can imagine your really "pissed" off.
Hi Dad!

£80 for a piss depreciation.

£80 for a piss depreciation.

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