Soreen malt loaf

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:48 pm

eLBe wrote:
tempest wrote:Screw your dough.

Its all about pepperoni hot rockets or a bbq steak or something else with meaty goodness. None of this fairy bread faff
Straight

Soreen is sick

it don't belong
major ID crisis,
is it cake?....coz cake is good...is it cake?...No
is Bread?.....coz bread is also good....is is bread?....NO
is it fruit?....coz fruit is OK....is it Fruit?.....NO!

Wat the fuk is it?

like some brown mush malty sqidgy sticky shit after I've eaten loads of sponge soaked in dark brown ale, half a park of dark sugar and then swollowed a box os Sun Maid Rasins.

its almost as bad as Rivetta.

Rivetta?

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:50 pm

i think he means ryvita crackers - which are good but not soreen

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:54 pm

Rivetta is the worst, most tastle biscuit-wanna be, there is. It hides behind how amazingly good it is for.....but i tell you if you want taste something then it is no good for you.

if you've never had or seen it go find yourself a plain brown cardboard box, cut yourself a rectangle about 80mm by 50mm by 5mm, then eat it.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:56 pm

i did mean them so called crackers, sorry my spelling and memory was disturbed by the sickening thought of them.

I dont like.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:10 pm

did one attack u as a small child?

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:14 pm

dr ddd wrote:did one attack u as a small child?

no but one attacked my sense of what food is when i was 12, since then nothings been the same. It violated my taste now I just can't taste things the way I used to taste things, it like a paranoia.

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:53 pm

Shit, they even resemble cardboard.

vibegal · Post by **vibegal** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:07 am

sliced, with a bit margarine and a cuppa tea.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:01 pm

vibegal wrote:sliced, with a bit margarine and a cuppa tea.

Butter > Margarine

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:10 pm

deamonds wrote:how the fuck did this thread ever get a sticky?

seriously i have no idea lol, i posted it like the other week whilst eating it an bored.
now its a worldwide craze, yes you heard me.

all hail the malt loaf

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:14 pm

everyone at platform 1... YOU'RE IN LUCK. a cunning plan has been devised to have a soreen extravaganza (soreen + butter) this thursday, hurrah!

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:16 pm

Delendi wrote:everyone at platform 1... YOU'RE IN LUCK. a cunning plan has been devised to have a soreen extravaganza (soreen + butter) this thursday, hurrah!

hurrah!!!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:01 pm

dr ddd wrote:
Delendi wrote:everyone at platform 1... YOU'RE IN LUCK. a cunning plan has been devised to have a soreen extravaganza (soreen + butter) this thursday, hurrah!

hurrah!!!

You're barred though.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:06 pm

Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Delendi wrote:everyone at platform 1... YOU'RE IN LUCK. a cunning plan has been devised to have a soreen extravaganza (soreen + butter) this thursday, hurrah!

hurrah!!!
You're barred though.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:07 pm

dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Delendi wrote:everyone at platform 1... YOU'RE IN LUCK. a cunning plan has been devised to have a soreen extravaganza (soreen + butter) this thursday, hurrah!

hurrah!!!
You're barred though.

Big up my schadenfreude crew - your particularly vindictive time

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:10 pm

I always wanted to go to a Platform 1, but surely with serving Soreen you'll be attracting a lower class of dubstepper? I think they should seriously rethink this.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:11 pm

Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Delendi wrote:everyone at platform 1... YOU'RE IN LUCK. a cunning plan has been devised to have a soreen extravaganza (soreen + butter) this thursday, hurrah!

hurrah!!!
You're barred though.

Big up my schadenfreude crew - your particularly vindictive time

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:11 pm

datura wrote:I always wanted to go to a Platform 1, but surely with serving Soreen you'll be attracting a lower class of dubstepper? I think they should seriously rethink this.

you should be more than at home there then

badger · Post by **badger** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:14 pm

dr ddd wrote:
datura wrote:I always wanted to go to a Platform 1, but surely with serving Soreen you'll be attracting a lower class of dubstepper? I think they should seriously rethink this.
you should be more than at home there then

please don't encourage him. i'm more than happy without that soreen hating prik being there

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:15 pm

badger wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
datura wrote:I always wanted to go to a Platform 1, but surely with serving Soreen you'll be attracting a lower class of dubstepper? I think they should seriously rethink this.
you should be more than at home there then
please don't encourage him. i'm more than happy without that soreen hating prik being there

you defo coming? i'll get the badger traps ready

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