Dry love life thread

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:24 am

DJelements wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:Dry love....heh

fuck love.

funniest thing ever...I was at a party this wmc and I was standing there in the middle of all my friends....and they are all fucking couples. i never felt so alone....even ecstacy didnt make me feel better. Sexual propositions present themselves on random occasions (some that i kick myself for not taking lol), but I am not a slut, and it seems that guys want a good girl on their arm (and i dont mean a saint, just someone they can trust to be a friend as well as a lover), but just want the fuck. ah fuck this shit.

this thread is depressing.
Thank you.

But really, the whole third wheel type shit is just... Fucking great for me. People tend to come to me if I 'm with friends who are a couple.

nah third, 5th, 7th wheel crap sucks. they venture off to do their thing and im left twiddling my thumbs. people dont gravitate to someone who looks sad. and even when they do its not like they really REALLY wanna get to know u....they just wanna fuck. Im not about that.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:27 am

TheEvilGirl wrote: nah third, 5th, 7th wheel crap sucks. they venture off to do their thing and im left twiddling my thumbs. people dont gravitate to someone who looks sad. and even when they do its not like they really REALLY wanna get to know u....they just wanna fuck. Im not about that.

Ehh, I guess it's all about the image you present. Just act cool and happy, but without looking like you're acting.

Wait... Shit, who am I to give advice, I've had 1 serious relationship in my entire life.
*cough*16 years*cough*

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:31 am

DJelements wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote: nah third, 5th, 7th wheel crap sucks. they venture off to do their thing and im left twiddling my thumbs. people dont gravitate to someone who looks sad. and even when they do its not like they really REALLY wanna get to know u....they just wanna fuck. Im not about that.
Ehh, I guess it's all about the image you present. Just act cool and happy, but without looking like you're acting.

Wait... Shit, who am I to give advice, I've had 1 serious relationship in my entire life.
*cough*16 years*cough*

true....ok i act cool and someone approaches me....we hit it off, hang out....if i dont put out, i get the cold shoulder and i look like a psycho/stalker if i approach him....if i do put out, he doesnt call the next day...days...weeks...whatever, and i look like a slut and im stuck with these thoughts going on in my brain as to why?. not saying other peoples opinions REALLY matter to me....but what i think of myself matters to me.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:38 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
DJelements wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote: nah third, 5th, 7th wheel crap sucks. they venture off to do their thing and im left twiddling my thumbs. people dont gravitate to someone who looks sad. and even when they do its not like they really REALLY wanna get to know u....they just wanna fuck. Im not about that.
Ehh, I guess it's all about the image you present. Just act cool and happy, but without looking like you're acting.

Wait... Shit, who am I to give advice, I've had 1 serious relationship in my entire life.
*cough*16 years*cough*
true....ok i act cool and someone approaches me....we hit it off, hang out....if i dont put out, i get the cold shoulder and i look like a psycho/stalker if i approach him....if i do put out, he doesnt call the next day...days...weeks...whatever, and i look like a slut and im stuck with these thoughts going on in my brain as to why?. not saying other peoples opinions REALLY matter to me....but what i think of myself matters to me.

What others think of you will always affect the way you think of yourself.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:39 am

oh of course....but ive tripped over that stepping stone all my life. im over it.

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:19 am

i should be posting in this thread as i have no love life

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:20 am

join the party.

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:53 am

i must say though i am having quite a lot of fun with my love-less life

. . .

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:32 am

yea....ehh....its ok

ive been single for way...waaaaaaaaay too long...im about ready

parson · Post by **parson** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:24 am

me and my girlfriend are so happy.

we love each other so much.

she's so good to me.

we have simultaneous orgasms every time we make sweet sweet love.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:28 am

Parson wrote:me and my girlfriend are so happy.

we love each other so much.

she's so good to me.

we have simultaneous orgasms every time we make sweet sweet love.

Do you wear matching outfits too?

badger · Post by **badger** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:33 am

Shonky wrote:
Parson wrote:me and my girlfriend are so happy.

we love each other so much.

she's so good to me.

we have simultaneous orgasms every time we make sweet sweet love.
Do you wear matching outfits too?

yes we do. but only on thursdays and sundays

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:37 am

badger wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Parson wrote:me and my girlfriend are so happy.

we love each other so much.

she's so good to me.

we have simultaneous orgasms every time we make sweet sweet love.
Do you wear matching outfits too?
yes we do. but only on thursdays and sundays

i hear wedding bells

badger · Post by **badger** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:39 am

dubluke wrote:i hear wedding bells

i'd get that tinnitus seen to mate

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:40 am

badger wrote:
dubluke wrote:i hear wedding bells
i'd get that tinnitus seen to mate

its this bloody church across the road thats doing it

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:34 pm

Scuse me ehhh do you ehhh mind ehhh licking my balls?

WHAT?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A SLUT?!

See you coulda asked it right. Now you got dry balls.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:45 pm

Repost from another thread:

yea ive come to realize that masterbating works much better....with out the hassles....

plus...guaranteed orgasms.

andreamia · Post by **andreamia** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:15 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:I was at a party this wmc...even ecstacy didnt make me feel better.

wtf. you seemed perfectly breezy to me. and stop rolling, you twit. ice cream scoops!

parson · Post by **parson** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:16 pm

hahaa

i haven't touched that shit in almost 10 years

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:57 pm

andreamia wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:I was at a party this wmc...even ecstacy didnt make me feel better.
wtf. you seemed perfectly breezy to me. and stop rolling, you twit. ice cream scoops!

You gotta know when to put a face on.

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