I want to release a CD and be a superstar.

serox · Post by **serox** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:52 am

I want to release a CD and be a superstar. Can you tell me how to make a hit please? Actually I dont have time to learn, just make me something that I can use instead.

docwra · Post by **docwra** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:00 pm

tnuc Off

docwra · Post by **docwra** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:00 pm

tnuc Off

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:36 pm

get signed to a major with your fabulous voice and appeal to the teenage urban market or something. You don't need to do too much work

spencertron · Post by **spencertron** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:25 pm

Don't bother...proper jobs are for real heroes, like us.

i have an album out and available, on CD only. it ain't glamourus at all.

somejerk · Post by **somejerk** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:33 pm

give me one trillion euros and i'll put something together tonight

Sharmaji · Post by **Sharmaji** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:34 pm

just read the KLF manual.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:40 pm

Serox wrote:I want to release a CD and be a superstar. Can you tell me how to make a hit please? Actually I dont have time to learn, just make me something that I can use instead.

make a porn video first then get into music. great way to get maximum exposure

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:53 pm

badger wrote:
Serox wrote:I want to release a CD and be a superstar. Can you tell me how to make a hit please? Actually I dont have time to learn, just make me something that I can use instead.
make a porn video first then get into music. great way to get maximum exposure

I'll do it for you, but i need 7 pints of a virgins period blood, 2 live chickens and a gerballs ball

serox · Post by **serox** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:19 pm

Shit. I thought this was the place to come if you wanted to get music made for you!

One of you must be able to make a wobble for me?

spencertron · Post by **spencertron** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:21 pm

'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.

sorry m8.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:22 pm

spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.

sorry m8.

I've moved on to dribble

serox · Post by **serox** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:32 pm

spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.

sorry m8.

im on that wagon if its cool.

spencertron · Post by **spencertron** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:34 pm

Too late, the boats already left...

eLBe wrote:
spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.

sorry m8.
I've moved on to dribble

Just go easy on the Resonance.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:46 pm

eLBe wrote:
spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.

sorry m8.
I've moved on to dribble

i think most dubstep's been on the dribble tip for quite a while now

serox · Post by **serox** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:48 pm

^ true.

Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:55 pm

badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:
spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.

sorry m8.
I've moved on to dribble
i think most dubstep's been on the dribble tip for quite a while now

I've always been a slow learner

lonecurrent · Post by **lonecurrent** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:20 pm

i used to make music, now I just make porn.
maybe that was my problem.

wallace · Post by **wallace** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:43 pm

Lookin to acheive supa starz status.

To make money to fuel my Japanese male hooker fetish, so that i can snort coke off there weiners

Brap

pangaea · Post by **pangaea** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:02 pm

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