Dog The Bounty Hunter appreciation thread

gus · Post by **gus** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:59 pm

That shit should be illegal, and is in my state

soldjaaa_chik · Post by **soldjaaa_chik** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:06 pm

i remember watching one of his programmes, and recall him sayin:

"A police officer once told me, the cell mates have my picture up on their wall"

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:09 pm

soldjaaa_chik wrote: "A police officer once told me, the cell mates have my picture up on their wall"

Either a) as an inspiration to someone who's gone straight and is now a valuable member of society of b) so they know what he looks like so they kick seven shades out of him when they get out.

soldjaaa_chik · Post by **soldjaaa_chik** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:09 pm

Wub wrote:
soldjaaa_chik wrote: "A police officer once told me, the cell mates have my picture up on their wall"

Either a) as an inspiration to someone who's gone straight and is now a valuable member of society of b) so they know what he looks like so they kick seven shades out of him when they get out.

exactly the same thing that ran thru my head when he said that

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:11 pm

Dog is jokes. Bravo is our saviour!!!

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:14 pm

Finest Dog moment IMO;

After beating down some meth head, macing him, cuffing him, then hauling him into the back of the Dog Mobile, he turns to a group of six wide eyed kids who are watching him and says "You see him? He didn't stay in school and didn't respect his Mom & Dad. You wanna end up like him?"

The kids shake their heads in abject fear

"Good. Stay in school and respect your parents."

See, it's like the end of M.A.S.K. - always a safety message to leave things on.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:25 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:
Wub wrote:

it's like the end of M.A.S.K. - always a safety message to leave things on.

shit- i'd forgotten all about that!

It was usually something fucking retarded, like don't use a hairdryer whilst you're in the bath

snappyfingers · Post by **snappyfingers** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:37 pm

that show is one of the saddest examples of trashy American culture
that being said, i love watching garbage on the idiot box like that
it's like Cops, the only difference is that the people doing the capturing are white trash also!

prisoner · Post by **prisoner** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:53 pm

guys a complete idiot....

im sure most of the non-u.s. people never saw the larry king interviews.

but in the first one he says he always though of himself as "being black" or "being down with black people" or something pretty retarded. people got all upset and he goes on again to appoligize. but his appology is funny as hell.

he says:

"i've come to the realization, that i am, indeed, not black"

shit was jokes.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:59 pm

You wanna smoke, brah?

Walk with Christ.

kozee · Post by **kozee** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:11 pm

I heart Dog.

press · Post by **press** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:40 pm

not one mention of his boot off tv for being racist? wierd.

yeah he told his son or nefew or whatever that he cant be dating this non-white chick cuz the family says ****** in the house all the time and doesnt want her getting the wrong idea and telling the media and them losing their job.....it was recorded and sent to the media.....

snappyfingers · Post by **snappyfingers** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:40 pm

yes, thanks to the Dog, i now know that everyone in Hawaii is on ice and that christ wants rednecks to bust 'em!

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