the official "I hate my co-worker thread"

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:10 pm

eLBe wrote:the people in my office arn't pissing me off at all, I killed them all yesterday

starting to smell a bit tho

So you killed everyone, and then went back into work today? That's committment!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:14 pm

yeah I know....but now I've got so much to do...lazy fuck just lying around bleeding

triky · Post by **triky** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:20 pm

this monday i came in late and found i had a new coworker in my office. i also found out she had taken my multi-plug (and by so doing unplugged my computer and didnt bother pluggin it back in), taken random stuff like the holepuncher and stapler off my desk and onto hers, and switched my mouse with her shitty one which doesn't scroll. as if i wouldn't notice... oh yeah and she also nicked my bin.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:24 pm

triky wrote:this monday i came in late and found i had a new coworker in my office. i also found out she had taken my multi-plug (and by so doing unplugged my computer and didnt bother pluggin it back in), taken random stuff like the holepuncher and stapler off my desk and onto hers, and switched my mouse with her shitty one which doesn't scroll. as if i wouldn't notice... oh yeah and she also nicked my bin.

Wait until she goes home for the day, then liberally sprinkle some pubic hair into her keyboard.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:25 pm

triky wrote:this monday i came in late and found i had a new coworker in my office. i also found out she had taken my multi-plug (and by so doing unplugged my computer and didnt bother pluggin it back in), taken random stuff like the holepuncher and stapler off my desk and onto hers, and switched my mouse with her shitty one which doesn't scroll. as if i wouldn't notice... oh yeah and she also nicked my bin.

Kill her, ninja's don't share

triky · Post by **triky** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:29 pm

i'm hesitating between multi-plug strangulation and mouse whacking...

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:31 pm

triky wrote:i'm hesitating between multi-plug strangulation and mouse whacking...

strangulation

mouse whaking sounds to perverted

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:44 pm

eLBe wrote:
badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:arrogance over such a sandwhich is understandable.
indeed, although from their decidedly weak argument the only way i was arrogant was by having the timerity to create such a beauty of a sandwich in the first place. had i been boasting about how great it (and it really was) it might have been a justified torrent of abuse

and then they criticised me for not refrigerating it prior to consumption! do these fools not know that get the optimum flavour out of a good cheese it must be warmed to room temperature? honestly, some people...
Unfortunatly sandwich ignorance seems rife in you working establishment.

Sandwich Snobbery

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm

wow

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:47 pm

eLBe wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm

wow

Genius, you can go to Selfridges and order a McDonalds

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:49 pm

eLBe wrote:
eLBe wrote:
badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:arrogance over such a sandwhich is understandable.
indeed, although from their decidedly weak argument the only way i was arrogant was by having the timerity to create such a beauty of a sandwich in the first place. had i been boasting about how great it (and it really was) it might have been a justified torrent of abuse

and then they criticised me for not refrigerating it prior to consumption! do these fools not know that get the optimum flavour out of a good cheese it must be warmed to room temperature? honestly, some people...
Unfortunatly sandwich ignorance seems rife in you working establishment.

Sandwich Snobbery

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm

wow

Nasty.

We sell a 20 USD lobster salad BLT at my work. New England suckers love that kinda shit.

powerpill · Post by **powerpill** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:19 pm

thats a ripoff for that sarnie, gona try and order some of that steak stilll. raised on a diet of beer and sake? badman herd

whineo · Post by **whineo** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:15 pm

Just finished the weekly company footy game. Got lumbered in the team with the self important sales department.
stnuc! Pass the ball to the rest of your team or get a fucking room.
Obviously we got thrashed 5 - 1.

no offence if you work in sales

pablex · Post by **pablex** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:49 pm

so far no one to dislike at the new job,
same company, same area,
different building.
no one's more than 15 years older,
on the second day of work i'm allready able to ride a

and the best news of the day is that they offered me to start working at 6 am to 2 pm from monday instead of 1 pm to 9 pm.
the early shift is the one i'm used to and prefer since you get the rest of your day for yourself,
so obviously i was very happy to get that offer.

my new job rocks

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:58 pm

dude!

you are way too positive for this thread

this is for stories of hatred and misery in the work place

haha

nice one and congrats on the real!

soldjaaa_chik · Post by **soldjaaa_chik** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:13 pm

i claim benefits.

I steal ur money bitches.

Chavette styley

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:46 pm

The old guy sitting opposite me started picking his nose whilst chatting to me today, the old charmer. I'm sure it was him who left a floater in the toilet as well the dirty old bastard

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:57 pm

datura wrote:The old guy sitting opposite me started picking his nose whilst chatting to me today, the old charmer. I'm sure it was him who left a floater in the toilet as well the dirty old bastard

hahaha

A mate at work hit us 5 bucks cuz i forgot me lunch and im a poor tnuc, props to him... No one to hate on at the moment, but its only morning tea so give it some time

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:06 am

datura wrote:The old guy sitting opposite me started picking his nose whilst chatting to me today, the old charmer. I'm sure it was him who left a floater in the toilet as well the dirty old bastard

ha ha aha hahahahahaha

nasty

mr. lizard · Post by **mr. lizard** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:02 am

Why is it that nobody I work with is capable of making a decent cuppa???!!

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:03 am

Mr. Lizard wrote:Why is it that nobody I work with is capable of making a decent cuppa???!!

if you want something doing proper do it yourself.

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