"get some on your first night in ya new yard"

[bright maroon]

You wanna hear a story..I'll tell you a story..

One of the last times I went out with my ex..we were solidly just friends at the time, but he would still call around and want to go out..so he wanted to get lunch at this joint just across the bridge by my house..so we go...and the place is set up like a horseshoe shaped bar with tall tables just across the aisle, so If your at the bar you can swivel around and talk comfortably with people at the tables..

It's like 3 in the afternoon and the place is mostly empty except for this girl at the bar who is wasted already..

So she swivels around and starts talking to my ex and it was nothing - but then she started insulting/flirting with him..asking him if he's gay and all sorts of bizarre acusatory weirdness - and my ex is actually trying to stand up to her trash - and completely forgot that I was there.

I became livid because I knew what was up and just left without saying a word - walked home through the rain..

He shows up at my house 2 hours later completely plastered and says that he didn't even know that I was gone - thought I was in the bathroom taking a dump - and I was saying nothing just slowly nodding yes.

So yeah - watch that jilted ho at the bar.

That was a hate/fuck spur.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AU-kAnB24I