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badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:07 pm

i do have a mullet of sorts. well it's just all over big so i suppose the mullet is disguised by more hair

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:08 pm

I have gayface.

And lack of body.

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:19 pm

DJelements wrote:I have gayface.

And lack of body.

no, you are f-ugly my friend, one true thing you said you lack body....

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:40 pm

z.u.bee wrote:
DJelements wrote:I have gayface.

And lack of body.
no, you are f-ugly my friend, one true thing you said you lack body....

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:59 pm

sorry I was on lunch...hope im not too late

Hi my name is Liano...I too have a gayface but my eyelids are homophobic.

I think it all started when I was younger and hit pubity... I started to moisturise to combat the dryskin I got from shaving. I never went near my eyes for fear of blindness and thus my eyelids never experiance the joy of cream being gently massaged into the skin.

Over-time, as my face became more gay my eyelids grew enveyous and expressed this in ugly homophobia! At one point I suffered server insomnia as my eyelids refused to close in cas my face got upto any funny business with me whilst I was asleep.

Currently my face and my eyelids are going through councilling to sort out these issues, it is intensive and leaves me with little free time, I am only glad I have finally found somewhere I can be open about these difficult issues with others in a similar position.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:02 pm

gayfaces are pufters

*edit* sorry that was my eyelids, which is supprising well typed considering what a fail my elbows were at Weasels Dubstep Forum Chalarnge

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:14 pm

Wow eLBe, you're so brave. We're here to support you.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:17 pm

kins83 wrote:Wow eLBe, you're so brave. We're here to support you.

aww thaks mate

seriously I need you support, this counciling bill is killing me, any dontation much appriciated

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:08 pm

thanks for sharing eLBe. you've just begun the most important step on the road to recovery

if you're struggling with counselling bills i'd suggest getting in touch with the gayface benevolent fund, hopefully they might be able to help a bit.

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:10 pm

badger wrote:thanks for sharing eLBe. you've just begun the most important step on the road to recovery

if you're struggling with counselling bills i'd suggest getting in touch with the gayface benevolent fund, hopefully they might be able to help a bit.

why did you not mention me? im great gayface motivator....

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:10 pm

my eyelids wont let me

shud be grateful to the little homophobic buggers tho...think they were a driving force to me becoming a secret ninja, wat with the headgear covering up all my gayface and only showing my eyes (which btw are not gay or homophobic jusst cold very very cold)

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:14 pm

z.u.bee wrote:
badger wrote:thanks for sharing eLBe. you've just begun the most important step on the road to recovery

if you're struggling with counselling bills i'd suggest getting in touch with the gayface benevolent fund, hopefully they might be able to help a bit.
why did you not mention me? im great gayface motivator....

of course you are zubee but he has already built up a rewarding relationship with his current gayface counsellor and i'm not sure it would be worth changing at such a crucial point in his recovery programme. although if you were willing to work pro bono (no homo) it might be worth it if he's struggling financially

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:17 pm

badger wrote:
z.u.bee wrote:
badger wrote:thanks for sharing eLBe. you've just begun the most important step on the road to recovery

if you're struggling with counselling bills i'd suggest getting in touch with the gayface benevolent fund, hopefully they might be able to help a bit.
why did you not mention me? im great gayface motivator....
of course you are zubee but he has already built up a rewarding relationship with his current gayface counsellor and i'm not sure it would be worth changing at such a crucial point in his recovery programme. although if you were willing to work pro bono (no homo) it might be worth it if he's struggling financially

well you didnt have to pay me did you? (no ho ho)

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:20 pm

sorry z.u.bee but as you have already stated you have a gayface....my eyelids would'nt stand for that it would cause havoc....they would try to shut your face out thus exposing your gayface to them fully and so would snap open again therefore allowing my cold eyes to see your gayface, which they wouldn't want to happen so would shut again....all in all it might look like i'm fluttering my eyes at you which would be to much for my homophobic eyelids and they would probably go and hang themselves. which would hurt

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:21 pm

eLBe wrote:sorry z.u.bee but as you have already stated you have a gayface....my eyelids would'nt stand for that it would cause havoc....they would try to shut your face out thus exposing your gayface to them fully and so would snap open again therefore allowing my cold eyes to see your gayface, which they wouldn't want to happen so would shut again....all in all it might look like i'm fluttering my eyes at you which would be to much for my homophobic eyelids and they would probably go and hang themselves. which would hurt

wow, thats one hell of a disorder u got there...

is it stockholm syndrome??

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:23 pm

eLBe wrote:sorry z.u.bee but as you have already stated you have a gayface....my eyelids would'nt stand for that it would cause havoc....they would try to shut your face out thus exposing your gayface to them fully and so would snap open again therefore allowing my cold eyes to see your gayface, which they wouldn't want to happen so would shut again....all in all it might look like i'm fluttering my eyes at you which would be to much for my homophobic eyelids and they would probably go and hang themselves. which would hurt

a shocking tale of woe and homophobia

when will they learn?!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:27 pm

I intend to fix it finaly tonight. via shock method....my plan is to watch gay porn all night with my eyes closed so the buggers can't help but see!

at the same time I will listen to dupstep mix, I hope this will associate gaynes with soething good and will stop my eyelids homophobia.

it cannot fail and i will finaly have a united gay face

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:59 pm

lol @ gayface...

zeen.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:59 pm

^^^comic sig

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:01 pm

Vonboyage wrote:lol @ gayface...

zeen.

no need to retaliate von we can teach you how to live and cope with your gayface, but you have to let go of all that repressed anger...

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