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Post by Jubz » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:02 pm

eLBe wrote:I intend to fix it finaly tonight. via shock method....my plan is to watch gay porn all night with my eyes closed so the buggers can't help but see!

at the same time I will listen to dupstep mix, I hope this will associate gaynes with soething good and will stop my eyelids homophobia.

it cannot fail and i will finaly have a united gay face
Shall I come round tonight and punch you in the eyes?

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Post by elbe » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:05 pm

can do but im at me parents looking after tha house. also me eyelid have a lot of repression in them they could turn nasty and stab you..especially you coz you have the gayest face I kno off,

sorry badge and z.u.bee but jubz is the gayestfaced man I know

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Post by misk » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:07 pm

wow. i make one comment, go to sleep... and the whole forum has changed. we now live in the time.... of the gayface.

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Post by z.u.bee » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:09 pm

Misk wrote:wow. i make one comment, go to sleep... and the whole forum has changed. we now live in the time.... of the gayface.
yes, welcome to you too!!!!

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Post by Jubz » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:17 pm

eLBe wrote:can do but im at me parents looking after tha house. also me eyelid have a lot of repression in them they could turn nasty and stab you..especially you coz you have the gayest face I kno off,

sorry badge and z.u.bee but jubz is the gayestfaced man I know
Your eyelids are clearly gay (how can they not be, the rest of you is) and are suffering under a homophobic tirade of self hate, they need to accept who they are, not rebel against it. With a face like mine I can't blame them fancying me but there is no excuse for them to represent their self hate through violence. I think you should cut off your face to spite your eyelids then they won't be attached to the daily reminder of their gay affections for your face.

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Post by elbe » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:24 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
eLBe wrote:can do but im at me parents looking after tha house. also me eyelid have a lot of repression in them they could turn nasty and stab you..especially you coz you have the gayest face I kno off,

sorry badge and z.u.bee but jubz is the gayestfaced man I know
Your eyelids are clearly gay (how can they not be, the rest of you is) and are suffering under a homophobic tirade of self hate, they need to accept who they are, not rebel against it. With a face like mine I can't blame them fancying me but there is no excuse for them to represent their self hate through violence. I think you should cut off your face to spite your eyelids then they won't be attached to the daily reminder of their gay affections for your face.

I quite agree, ther homophobia is a constant grey cloud on my rainbow a sunshine filled life. However it would be wrong to punish my well adapted and well adjusted gayface just beacuse of a couple of biggot eyelids, I will show them that to be gay is not to be ashamed by watching you, then I hope they will learn to accept your gayness, and thus there own.

don't get any funny ideas that this means we can start our gay love again tho. It just wouldnt work i know you you're all take take take.

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Post by Jubz » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:36 pm

eLBe wrote: don't get any funny ideas that this means we can start our gay love again tho.
Aww you're so sentimental. Pussyole.

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Post by diss04 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:48 pm

i think people should post their gay faces..

heres mine

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shield yo' eyes! 8)
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Post by z.u.bee » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:03 pm

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Post by blizzardmusic » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:08 pm

Hi, my names Bradley, and I'm a gayface.

I've been a gayface for fourteen years and have been bicurious since I was six. I have a fetish for sticking my piece in melons, and people said I am abnormal. Is this true?

Oh yeah, and I bummed Z.U in my dreams.
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Pistonsbeneath wrote:no mention of blizzard?
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Post by z.u.bee » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:16 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:Hi, my names Bradley, and I'm a gayface.

I've been a gayface for fourteen years and have been bicurious since I was six. I have a fetish for sticking my piece in melons, and people said I am abnormal. Is this true?

Oh yeah, and I bummed Z.U in my dreams.
its my face thats gay not my arse....
pffft...

and yes that is abnormal, sticking your thing in melons doesnt make you gay but a vegophile.... :x

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Post by blizzardmusic » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:17 pm

z.u.bee wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:Hi, my names Bradley, and I'm a gayface.

I've been a gayface for fourteen years and have been bicurious since I was six. I have a fetish for sticking my piece in melons, and people said I am abnormal. Is this true?

Oh yeah, and I bummed Z.U in my dreams.
its my face thats gay not my arse....
pffft...

and yes that is abnormal, sticking your thing in melons doesnt make you gay but a vegophile.... :x
Ahh right...


So, who wants coffee?

I shouldn't be here should I

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Pistonsbeneath wrote:no mention of blizzard?
who?
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Post by diss04 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:20 pm

sig'd
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by guerillaeye » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:28 pm

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Post by diss04 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:33 pm

another gayface

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i look off my fucking head! :|
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Post by badger » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:38 am

although i've come to terms with the fact that i have a gay face i now have a new problem. my right hand has recently come out and my bigoted purtian left hand has taken it very badly. it has started doing all sorts of crazy things when i'm not looking and people at work have begun to notice and i don't think they would understand if i tried to explain it to them

has anyone had any similar experiences or any ideas on how to move on from this problem

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Post by elbe » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:43 am

damn badge that was quick, was just searchin this thread for advice for you.

eLBe wrote:I intend to fix it finaly tonight. via shock method....my plan is to watch gay porn all night with my eyes closed so the buggers can't help but see!

at the same time I will listen to dupstep mix, I hope this will associate gaynes with soething good and will stop my eyelids homophobia.

it cannot fail and i will finaly have a united gay face
seemed to work for me my gayface became united, however recently it has been having second thoughts about its lifestyle choice.

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Post by chimpo » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:00 pm

i've got gay hands
they dont do gay things but they're quite thin and feminine
i've got a big man torso though so that makes up for it

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Post by hera » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:01 pm

you have lovely hands, chimpo

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Post by misk » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:57 pm

let him go wild. like a blister in the sun...

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