loefah - ruffage
I just heard this as well off that N-Type and Walsh set. I just found out I had OS X on my computer all this time (I bought it used) and can jack internet from my neighbors. That track as well as "Mud" are bangin'. I love this guy...he keeps pushing the boundaries where other people might not neccesarily take it, and cranks out some huge tracks. I feel the hip hop vibe...or at least what I wish it sounded like...ruff. Some slow swisha house electro shit and a rugged electro break beat. Nasty.
Tune's straight up fucked in the head.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Loefah instead punched his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Before email was invented Loefah would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.
The chief export of Loefah is pain.
Loefah has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
Loefah sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Loefah recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Loefah--more than meets the eye, Loefah--robot in disguise," and starred Loefah as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Loefah can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Loefah once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima
rather than the alternative of sending Loefah. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
If you can see Loefah, he can see you. If you can't see Loefah you may be only seconds away from death.
If you ask Loefah what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Loefah sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Loefah has not had to pay taxes ever.
Loefah lost his virginity before his dad did.
Loefah once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Loefah built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Loefah met all three bullets with his cap, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Loefah doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Loefah, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Loefah.
When Loefah's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, he said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Loefah."
Loefah owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.
Before email was invented Loefah would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.
The chief export of Loefah is pain.
Loefah has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
Loefah sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Loefah recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Loefah--more than meets the eye, Loefah--robot in disguise," and starred Loefah as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Loefah can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Loefah once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima
rather than the alternative of sending Loefah. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
If you can see Loefah, he can see you. If you can't see Loefah you may be only seconds away from death.
If you ask Loefah what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Loefah sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Loefah has not had to pay taxes ever.
Loefah lost his virginity before his dad did.
Loefah once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Loefah built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Loefah met all three bullets with his cap, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Loefah doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Loefah, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Loefah.
When Loefah's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, he said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Loefah."
Loefah owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.
sounds like a bill brasky skit on an old SNL.mr_tom wrote:Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Loefah instead punched his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Before email was invented Loefah would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.
The chief export of Loefah is pain.
Loefah has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
Loefah sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Loefah recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Loefah--more than meets the eye, Loefah--robot in disguise," and starred Loefah as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Loefah can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Loefah once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima
rather than the alternative of sending Loefah. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
If you can see Loefah, he can see you. If you can't see Loefah you may be only seconds away from death.
If you ask Loefah what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Loefah sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Loefah has not had to pay taxes ever.
Loefah lost his virginity before his dad did.
Loefah once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Loefah built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Loefah met all three bullets with his cap, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Loefah doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Loefah, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Loefah.
When Loefah's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, he said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Loefah."
Loefah owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.
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Loefah doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
^ thats shower .
Loefah doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
^ thats shower .
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mr_tom wrote:Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Loefah instead punched his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Before email was invented Loefah would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.
The chief export of Loefah is pain.
Loefah has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
Loefah sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Loefah recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Loefah--more than meets the eye, Loefah--robot in disguise," and starred Loefah as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Loefah can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Loefah once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima
rather than the alternative of sending Loefah. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
If you can see Loefah, he can see you. If you can't see Loefah you may be only seconds away from death.
If you ask Loefah what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Loefah sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Loefah has not had to pay taxes ever.
Loefah lost his virginity before his dad did.
Loefah once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Loefah built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Loefah met all three bullets with his cap, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Loefah doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Loefah, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Loefah.
When Loefah's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, he said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Loefah."
Loefah owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.
but seriously loefah - ruffage is one of the sickest tunes ive heard in years, u gotta big loefah up absolutely siiick!Keep it dusty, Well weapon...
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