if you could and HAD to return in time..

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:52 pm

adisize wrote:
Jazzamataz wrote: smoked weed for the first time, met my first GF, had sex for the first time
U waited till 16 for all that?

i've did them all except for smoking weed and i'm 14 so...

fair enough you didn't want to break the law, you must have been a good lad!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:23 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
adisize wrote:
Jazzamataz wrote: smoked weed for the first time, met my first GF, had sex for the first time
U waited till 16 for all that?
i've did them all except for smoking weed and i'm 14 so...

fair enough you didn't want to break the law, you must have been a good lad!

Yeah, but are these human years or whale years?

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:35 pm

DJelements wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
adisize wrote:
Jazzamataz wrote: smoked weed for the first time, met my first GF, had sex for the first time
U waited till 16 for all that?
i've did them all except for smoking weed and i'm 14 so...

fair enough you didn't want to break the law, you must have been a good lad!
Yeah, but are these human years or whale years?

Obviously human

fail

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:20 pm

Nah man... Girls and Drugs didnt really bother me before that - i was pretty cool doing well in school.

I went to an all boys Grammar School, getting the grades and playing rugby was all that bothered me.

It's amazing what a car accident (that almost crippled me) can do to your outlook on life.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:21 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
adisize wrote:
Jazzamataz wrote: smoked weed for the first time, met my first GF, had sex for the first time
U waited till 16 for all that?
i've did them all except for smoking weed and i'm 14 so...

fair enough you didn't want to break the law, you must have been a good lad!
Yeah, but are these human years or whale years?
Obviously human

fail

Man, you coulda been like six hundred human years, and in the prime of your youth, but nooooo, you had to be 14 in human years.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:22 pm

Btw, being 14 and having sex doesn't make you cool... You ever seen the film "Kids?"

Personally, i think that should be a compulsory Sex ed. requirement.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:25 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:Btw, being 14 and having sex doesn't make you cool... You ever seen the film "Kids?"

Personally, i think that should be a compulsory Sex ed. requirement.

lol truestory

it kinda freaks me out that people that young have sex. no offence blizz. my first boyfriend lost his virginity at 12. i don't think i knew what a penis was at 12.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:27 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:Btw, being 14 and having sex doesn't make you cool... You ever seen the film "Kids?"

Personally, i think that should be a compulsory Sex ed. requirement.

Never heard of it. I think that elderly buttsex with included mayonnaise should be part of sex ed.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:29 pm

Elements - i can see you like Dave Chappelle...

If you watch Kids, and take it on board, you'll get what i'm talking about...

shook1 · Post by **shook1** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:35 pm

Suprised at someone not knowing about kids.

'The Bitches All Love Me Cause' I'm Fucking CASPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:37 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:Elements - i can see you like Dave Chappelle...

If you watch Kids, and take it on board, you'll get what i'm talking about...

Yeah, I read about it on wikipedia, because I'm lazy and shit.

Sounds like a crazy film.

Seeing something like that in real life is a great reason for why I don't drink. Seeing your friend, naked, passed out in a bathtub is a pretty good deterrent from going out and getting pissed.

shook1 · Post by **shook1** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:39 pm

Just drink in moderation.

It's not about binge drinking, done the whole being fucked all the time, spent months of my life battered and mashed for a bit. It's not a good look really.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:40 pm

Shook1 wrote:Suprised at someone not knowing about kids.

'The Bitches All Love Me Cause' I'm Fucking CASPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Lol...

I liked the quote from the cabbie...

errrm...

Cabbie: you look like a prom queen... i dated the prom queen - she was the first girl i stuck my tongue in.

oh and another classic

Casper: She's 12! you hit that shit?
Telly: Yup, coz i'm the muthafuckin' virgin surgeon!

shook1 · Post by **shook1** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:42 pm

It's just full of quotes.

Harold Hunter R.I.P, Slapping his balls is just wrongness.
Big Film though, Deep, and hits home!

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:42 pm

Shook1 wrote:Just drink in moderation.

It's not about binge drinking, done the whole being fucked all the time, spent months of my life battered and mashed for a bit. It's not a good look really.

Agreed!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:43 pm

Yeah, I'm not one for the random sex type shit. Too many people I know got pregnant/got someone pregnant for me to want to do that.

Meh, I'm a prudish bastid.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:45 pm

yeh... i can imagine you turn down a lot of offers of sex

shook1 · Post by **shook1** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:45 pm

Delendi wrote:yeh... i can imagine you turn down a lot of offers of sex

Haha

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:48 pm

Shook1 wrote:
Delendi wrote:yeh... i can imagine you turn down a lot of offers of sex
Haha

Shit, it's commonly offered to me?
Wow, just learned something.

Nah, but I don't try to seek it, so I don't receive many offers.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:51 pm

LOL...

are you guys picking on elements?

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