sex

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:15 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote:
pk- wrote:what is sex how does it work?
I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?

No, it's Mandingo.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:22 pm

felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote:
pk- wrote:what is sex how does it work?
I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.

Might be Stockholm Syndrome though

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:23 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote:
pk- wrote:what is sex how does it work?
I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though

Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:24 pm

felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote: I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:24 pm

felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Contakt wrote: I've heard it is a bit like having indigestion.

AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.

the other? you mean Stockholm Syndrome?

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:26 pm

Misk wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
AHH MUM! I HAVE A PAIN IN MY STOMACH! IS IT SEX?
No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.
the other? you mean Stockholm Syndrome?

No, obviously he's going on about Stockholm Syndrome. Jesus

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:38 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
Misk wrote:
felixGash wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
felixGash wrote: No, it's Mandingo.
Might be Stockholm Syndrome though
Well yeah, was gonna say.. either that or the other.
the other? you mean Stockholm Syndrome?
No, obviously he's going on about Stockholm Syndrome. Jesus

Erm. Actually, I wasn't.

I was on about stockholm syndrome.

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:55 pm

mmmn cucumber

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:13 pm

anything interesting happen from pages 3-12?

rancor · Post by **rancor** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:18 pm

unklefesta wrote:I heard hot tub sex is bad for you

http://www.hottubsandhomespas.com/hot-t ... tupid.aspx

Damn, didnt feel to bad at the time. But apparently not a good idea

kozee · Post by **kozee** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:29 pm

Vonboyage wrote:anything interesting happen from pages 3-12?

yea, top of page 10

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:01 pm

kozee wrote:morning sex is good.

kozee wrote:It's really even great with yourself.

Lol @ morning sex... show em your a tiger... show em what you can dooo..

its GREAT. Possibly the best sex evar.

& lmao @ with urself >>>>>>>

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:03 pm

kozee wrote:morning sex is good.

i dunno...maybe for the ladies.

To me, it's a bit like jogging before breakfast :-/

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:08 pm

I don't get laid. I have a large shaved patch on the side of my head.

I am not a happy person.

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:14 pm

DJelements wrote:I don't get laid. I have a large shaved patch on the side of my head.

Well some people have pretty....err...specific...fetishes

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:16 pm

RickyRicardo wrote:
DJelements wrote:I don't get laid. I have a large shaved patch on the side of my head.
Well some people have pretty....err...specific...fetishes

It was gonna be a mohawk, but i stopped in the middle cause I had to go to school. >_>

I should've explained that, eh?

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:19 pm

Ahh...see, before I thought it was b/c you had a tumor removed or something.

There are people that get off on tumors, though. Of course, you would still have to have it...

Or have had one in the first place...

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:28 pm

RickyRicardo wrote:Ahh...see, before I thought it was b/c you had a tumor removed or something.

There are people that get off on tumors, though. Of course, you would still have to have it...

Or have had one in the first place...

I can lie VERY convincingly.

Also, being a skinny bastard is a hard hit to the love life.

sonar · Post by **sonar** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:37 pm

TIRED OF ALL THE OTHER GUYS GETTIN THE CHICKS?
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A 90LB WEAKLING?

WEIIGHT GAIN 4000!

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Beeeefcake
BEEEEEFCAKE
BEEEEEFFFCAAAAAKE!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:37 pm

sonar wrote:TIRED OF ALL THE OTHER GUYS GETTIN THE CHICKS?
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A 90LB WEAKLING?

WEIIGHT GAIN 4000!

beefcake
Beeeefcake
BEEEEEFCAKE
BEEEEEFFFCAAAAAKE!

130 pounds, thank you very much.

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