Noises that really piss you off

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:28 am

It's late and I hear a bottle smashing just up ahead.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:31 am

fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:34 am

Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'

That's seriously beyond posh

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:36 am

Shonky wrote:
Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'
That's seriously beyond posh

There was a shedload of birds like that at my Uni.

(Did you just say 'ears' out loud to see how it would sound?)

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:48 am

Wub wrote:(Did you just say 'ears' out loud to see how it would sound?)

I did indeed

Think I've heard that posh in real life only once or twice - once was after driving up a country road for 10 minutes only to be stopped by this woman who asked if we "could please get orf our driveway"

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:50 am

Shonky wrote:
Wub wrote:(Did you just say 'ears' out loud to see how it would sound?)
I did indeed

Think I've heard that posh in real life only once or twice - once was after driving up a country road for 10 minutes only to be stopped by this woman who asked if we "could please get orf our driveway"

The posh birds i met at Uni were quite amusing. Used to get shit faced on chardonnay really easily, plus were partial to a bit of rough. So working the union bar and accentuating my Harrow accent worked a treat

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:22 am

Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'

or worst years and yahs.

waaaae9 · Post by **waaaae9** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:43 am

Vonboyage wrote:1500+ people imitating the melody of Night @ stupid outdoor festivals.

too fuckin right! you got there before me von.

hashmoney · Post by **hashmoney** » Wed May 07, 2008 3:46 pm

people typing really loudly[/quote]

damn fuckin straight. what is the need?? I dont type that loudly and i can type fine. muthafuckers.

The high frequency modulation I have constantly running in my fucking ears really pisses me off as well.

knowing your never gonna hear silence again is a scary thought.

Doesnt help I forgot my earplugs at DMZ either...... ouch

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed May 07, 2008 3:53 pm

pneumatic drills - damn you United Utilities

Scooters

Mobile phones playing Grime/Bassline/50 Cent

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed May 07, 2008 3:59 pm

Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'

MASSIVE LOL!!

Try it! ahaha.. lyrics.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Wed May 07, 2008 4:16 pm

The sound of cars shaking themselves to bits with bass bins.

pandaia · Post by **pandaia** » Wed May 07, 2008 5:44 pm

fuagofire wrote:some American girls, but others are cool

good save.

d-miz3 · Post by **d-miz3** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:45 pm

my alarm that wakes me up every morning for cunty work

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:02 pm

Music playing through mobile phone speakers (any music... the lack of bass and the irritating high end riles me).

My cat when she wants feeding.

The neighbours dog (a little bastard of a Yorkshire Terrier that yaps at anything that moves).

The sound of the MSN conversation window when you're in the middle of trying to do something important on your PC.

Emo screeching in any kind of metal music.

Conversations spoken in two simultaneous languages (OK... I get that you're not English, and have another language as your first and most natural, but for the love of everything that is audible in this world, when talking, CHOOSE ONE!)

The ticking noise from the broken air conditioning unit at work.

One of my colleagues who blames me for everything that goes wrong (usually after a high pitched "Ooooooohhhhhhhhh nooooooooo!").

Un-oiled brakes on buses/trucks (makes me cringe every damn time).

Nails on blackboards or windows.

The automated voice on the train "The next stop is Leeds. This train terminates here. Please take all your belongings with you." FUCK OFF!!! I know where I am!!! And I can't take all my belongings, most of them are still at home!!!

Footsteps in the dark...... (after effect of being mugged).

My sister.

I could go on and on.......

djinn · Post by **djinn** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:50 pm

the sound of people crinkling crisp packets and crunching/munching loudly when your watching something

that little shit terrior dog next door that wakes me up EVERY morning with its constant yapping

music you cant stop hearing in your head when you get home from a heavy night - I had 2 bars of a dubstep tune going round and round and round my head for about 4 hours the other night when i was trying to get to sleep.... well annoying

The sound of screaming kids / babies on public transport

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:56 am

when im sleeping, i keep hearing a hammer being slammed onto something WHILE im sleep @ 7 or 8 in the morning.

shits so annoying.

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:13 am

drksteppa wrote:when im sleeping, i keep hearing a hammer being slammed onto something WHILE im sleep @ 7 or 8 in the morning.

shits so annoying.

That shits soooooooo impolite, I'd knock at all my neighbours doors and tell them "I'm gunna be doing this and that early in the morning, is this going to bother you"

People these days......

abZ · Post by **abZ** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:22 am

Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying
how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it??
We have some screeching old harpy tnuc at our workplace - it's like the tinnitus edition of Brian Blessed

Shut the fuck up and hurry up and die you tedious old witch.

Still atmosphere at work has improved massively now she's on holiday, hope her plane crashes on the way back

Actually Tinnitus has to be the worst sound. There ain't a fucking thing you can do about it.

Then there is the alarm clock but thats sort of the point eh.

Squeaky breaks. Mine are squeaking. Can't believe it passed inspection like that.

Police sirens. It's even worse when you are driving and it comes on in a tune. You get that guilty feeling and check the rear view real quick.

mad mad mad · Post by **mad mad mad** » Fri May 09, 2008 6:30 am

datura wrote:
the binmen emptying the bins at half 5 in the morning

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