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felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:53 am

kamala wrote:i wasn't referring to penis size i was referring to performance quality.

I was referring to both. As Legboy said above, some chicks lay down like a friggin starfish and expect to get the goody good. Have a laugh. If you're boring me, I'm gonna bore you. And I'll shoot in your hair to take the piss too.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:53 am

kamala wrote:i wasn't referring to penis size i was referring to performance quality.

Performance is not judged in size,it's judged by opinion.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:58 am

felixGash wrote: And I'll shoot in your hair to take the piss too.

Aim for the eyes Felix....for the eyes!

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:01 pm

Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.

We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"

So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"

I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:06 pm

Legendary wrote:
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"

Not even a third gen console and ting.

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:06 pm

I put my full 100% in when it comes to sex why thankyou...

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:07 pm

felixGash wrote:
Legendary wrote:
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
Not even a third gen console and ting.

Hahaha, mate I got my snes still set up, PS2 is in the draw with the Xbrick.

I still buy Snes games!

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:10 pm

Santy wrote:I put my full 100% in when it comes to sex why thankyou...

That's what we like to hear.

To be fair, when it comes to scouse tings I'm good if they just talk to me when I'm ploughing away. Sexy accents are like my lucozade bwoy.

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:11 pm

felixGash wrote:
Santy wrote:I put my full 100% in when it comes to sex why thankyou...

That's what we like to hear.

To be fair, when it comes to scouse tings I'm good if they just talk to me when I'm ploughing away. Sexy accents are like my lucozade bwoy.

You wank over brookside??

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:13 pm

Lol, cheeky tracksuit wearing, hub-cap stealing shit..

But no, I don't really watch TV.

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:15 pm

felixGash wrote:Lol, cheeky tracksuit wearing, hub-cap stealing shit..

But no, I don't really watch TV.

Calm down Calm down

If your lucky i might send you an audio clip of my voice talking about sweet nothingness

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:17 pm

Santy wrote:
Calm down Calm down

Ha, well played.

Sweet nothingness is my favourite.

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:30 pm

felixGash wrote:
Santy wrote:
Calm down Calm down
Ha, well played.

Sweet nothingness is my favourite.

Hasn't our friendship gone off to a great start eh =]

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:44 pm

It's because your name sounds like Santa, and Christmas is also my favourite.

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:46 pm

felix has it dawned on you that santy might not be a girl ?

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:49 pm

kamala wrote:felix has it dawned on you that santy might not be a girl ?

Lol, why would that matter in the slightest!?!

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:51 pm

well if you're gonna be listening to their sweet nothingness ........yeah i guess for you gender wouldn't make a difference would it

djfurness · Post by **djfurness** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:57 pm

Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:58 pm

djfurness wrote:Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis

Even better.

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:59 pm

djfurness wrote:Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis

not a "disgustingly saggy, floppy vag"

win for you felix

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