sex

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:48 pm

djfurness wrote:Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis

How do you know my penis is big??

It's non exisistant!!!

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:18 pm

felixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.

sleeping bag. lmao

when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days

hahahahahahahahaha

gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:20 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
felixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
sleeping bag. lmao

when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days

hahahahahahahahaha

gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]

hahahaha

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:21 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
felixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
sleeping bag. lmao

when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days

hahahahahahahahaha

gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]

Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:22 pm

Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.

We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"

So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"

I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.

WORD- i didn't whip out the SNES but have, like so many others experienced the 'starfish' with some girl who i really digged beforehand, but then went totally off cos she was SHIT and expected EVERYTHING- i actually find this attitude to sex extremely off putting and am gonna start 'Snessing' in future.

As Von would probably say, its not about the starfish in 08

out to gash and legendary preaching nothing but the truth...though its only some girls not all.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:24 pm

Legendary wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
felixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
sleeping bag. lmao

when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days

hahahahahahahahaha

gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]

Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.

hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..

'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'

gross lmao

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:25 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Legendary wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
felixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
sleeping bag. lmao

when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days

hahahahahahahahaha

gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]

Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..

'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'

gross lmao

Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!
Classic!!!

Tug A Whore??? hahaha

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:27 pm

Santy wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Legendary wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
felixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
sleeping bag. lmao

when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days

hahahahahahahahaha

gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]

Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..

'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'

gross lmao
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!
Classic!!!

Tug A Whore??? hahaha

It can be like a new game of catch.

Stretch it to the next person the opposite side of the room

hahahah, oh gosh I feel sick now

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:27 pm

Santy wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Legendary wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
felixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
sleeping bag. lmao

when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days

hahahahahahahahaha

gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]

Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..

'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'

gross lmao
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!
Classic!!!

Tug A Whore??? hahaha

hahahahahaha

hey at least she'll get off on it.

she'll have a clit the size of a small penis....

but she'll get off!

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:43 pm

nothing wrong with a meaty kebab

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:48 pm

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:49 pm

my god you could hang glide across that

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:50 pm

pk- wrote:my god you could hang glide across that

I think Bert's taking a few days on his tour to cycle over it.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:54 pm

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:55 pm

Im not exactly the most svelte

but...

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:58 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:Im not exactly the most svelte

but...

you know what i mean lol

i'm a fat bastard myself but surely when you got to about half that size you'd think 'hang on, things're getting a bit out of hand here'

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:01 pm

this thread has taken a 180 from sex...to...

not sex...

my bad... lol

lets get back to sexy time

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:10 pm

Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.

We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"

So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"

I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.

maybe she was just clueless and if you'd gone with it you coulda shown her the ropes? you might have missed out on someone...

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:07 pm

spooKs wrote:
Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.

We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"

So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"

I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.
maybe she was just clueless and if you'd gone with it you coulda shown her the ropes? you might have missed out on someone...

Maybe she was a virgin??

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:15 pm

Santy wrote:
spooKs wrote:
Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.

We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"

So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"

I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.
maybe she was just clueless and if you'd gone with it you coulda shown her the ropes? you might have missed out on someone...
Maybe she was a virgin??

Think I'd realise if she was

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