sex

aleks zen · Post by **aleks zen** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:16 pm

ever since i became "sane" ive realised people are crying out to have sex with one another, just an observation though, take it how u will

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:16 pm

Legendary wrote:
Santy wrote:
spooKs wrote:
Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.

We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"

So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"

I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.
maybe she was just clueless and if you'd gone with it you coulda shown her the ropes? you might have missed out on someone...
Maybe she was a virgin??
Think I'd realise if she was

You never know....

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:16 pm

ALEKS ZEN wrote:ever since i became "sane" ive realised people are crying out to have sex with one another, just an observation though, take it how u will

Thats a pretty good point of view that =]

aleks zen · Post by **aleks zen** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:20 pm

Santy wrote:
ALEKS ZEN wrote:ever since i became "sane" ive realised people are crying out to have sex with one another, just an observation though, take it how u will
Thats a pretty good point of view that =]

honest to god. i think the biggest trick ever played on humanity was the belief that a man cant step outside of his door and get laid by the end of the day by just being himself

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:29 pm

ALEKS ZEN wrote:
Santy wrote:
ALEKS ZEN wrote:ever since i became "sane" ive realised people are crying out to have sex with one another, just an observation though, take it how u will
Thats a pretty good point of view that =]
honest to god. i think the biggest trick ever played on humanity was the belief that a man cant step outside of his door and get laid by the end of the day by just being himself

The world would be a nicer place if it was that easy *dreams*

aleks zen · Post by **aleks zen** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:37 pm

Santy wrote:
ALEKS ZEN wrote:
Santy wrote:
ALEKS ZEN wrote:ever since i became "sane" ive realised people are crying out to have sex with one another, just an observation though, take it how u will
Thats a pretty good point of view that =]
honest to god. i think the biggest trick ever played on humanity was the belief that a man cant step outside of his door and get laid by the end of the day by just being himself
The world would be a nicer place if it was that easy *dreams*

what ive thank god learnt at the tender age of 20 is that "sex" is a precious thing and shouldnt be abused. ie in other words its the last thing u should pursue. sex just "happens" and even more so when u dont actually want it. sex isnt a bad thing but once u go on like u need it to be happy thats when problems arise

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:04 pm

I am going to fuck my cat soon if need be.

aleks zen · Post by **aleks zen** » Mon May 12, 2008 9:08 pm

Corpsey wrote:I am going to fuck my cat soon if need be.

ive had my eyes on my parrot all day today. the smaller the better

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:14 pm

damn either you guys arent getting any...arent getting anything good....or the pussy is loose.

ive had some fun times...but its nothing but an orgasm if it doesnt mean anything...

and i can do that all by my self.

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:15 pm

Masturbation is boss =]

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:17 pm

big time.... i find that usually manual is better then automatic too

santy · Post by **santy** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:19 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:big time.... i find that usually manual is better then automatic too

I like variety =]

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:26 pm

oh for sure...

drugs are great enhancers too...

after smoking, or taking a pill (not just x...i mean muscle relaxers, or xanax...)

WHEW!!

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:36 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:oh for sure...

drugs are great enhancers too...

after smoking, or taking a pill (not just x...i mean muscle relaxers, or xanax...)

WHEW!!

sex on E ahh good times

- seriously one of the best feelings, never ends..I once felt the need in pilled up state to ring all my mates to tell them how good sex was on E, literally straight afterwards when I was still with the girl. But then other times, if you are seriously beaned up, no chance of getting it up

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:39 pm

concept_ wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:oh for sure...

drugs are great enhancers too...

after smoking, or taking a pill (not just x...i mean muscle relaxers, or xanax...)

WHEW!!
sex on E ahh good times - seriously one of the best feelings, never ends..I once felt the need in pilled up state to ring all my mates to tell them how good sex was on E, literally straight afterwards when I was still with the girl. But then other times, if you are seriously beaned up, no chance of getting it up

at least she knows u enjoyed it lol...

yea coke is a killer too....takes forever for anything to happen. both guys and girls...

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:02 pm

eugh, could have done without the last few pages.

anyone read that article about multiple orgasms ??

kozee · Post by **kozee** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:43 pm

[quote="concept_"]

sex on E ahh good times [quote]

soooooooooooo goood!!!!

shane · Post by **shane** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:32 am

unrelated to the posts above...

i've totally got a thing for chicks in glasses.

i dont get it but damnnnnnnn

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:39 am

glasses are HOT!

ive always had a thing for guys with glasses...

girls with glasses are cute too.

shane · Post by **shane** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:41 am

yeah maybe its that whole innocent look thing but seriously... hot shit.

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