best WORST pick up lines ever!

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:23 pm

I have gotten:

'wanna see how big I am?'

'wanna hang out? we can chill...watch a movie...have sex...'

'do you squirt?'

'so....do you wanna make love to me?'

mind you these are all after JUST meeting the people.

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:29 pm

gime ur number, before i dont wannit no more.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:30 pm

Von wrote:gime ur number, before i dont wannit no more.

Might use that one!

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:36 pm

i don't have a pick up line to add but seriously....tho this might work for other ladies, so i won't knock it....but if any other man texts me a pic of his erect penis as a selling point, i'll scream.

jeebus! not that i don't like them....i just care more about who they're attached to. if i were just thinking about the cock, there are 3405985469854 sites i could go to to order my very own.

theonehungakid · Post by **theonehungakid** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:36 pm

the classic:

do you have any (Insert Nationality here) in you?.. Do you want some?

ive seen this work. seriously.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:38 pm

An ole time favourite for me. "Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

Still tickles me

cal · Post by **cal** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:39 pm

nice shoes, fancy a fuck?

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:40 pm

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:40 pm

Von wrote:"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

thats cute

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:41 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:An ole time favourite for me. "Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

Still tickles me

"I'll love every bone in your body, especially mine"

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:42 pm

lmao @ dis

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays"

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:42 pm

i heard some guy actually go up to a girl in wetherspoons and sing
"i wanna make love in this pub" to her

fixation · Post by **fixation** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:44 pm

cal wrote:fancy a fuck?

fixed

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:46 pm

"whats your stance on pissy sheets?"

walsh · Post by **walsh** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:16 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:I have gotten:

'wanna see how big I am?'

'wanna hang out? we can chill...watch a movie...have sex...'

'do you squirt?'

'so....do you wanna make love to me?'

mind you these are all after JUST meeting the people.

do you squirt...... lol :buggery:

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:22 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:An ole time favourite for me. "Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

Still tickles me

lol

thief · Post by **thief** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:23 pm

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised?

Woah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...

:baby:

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:23 pm

thief wrote:How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised?

Woah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...

yeah i remember a thread like this before i was cool

thief · Post by **thief** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:25 pm

Diss04 wrote:
thief wrote:How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised?

Woah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...

yeah i remember a thread like this before i was cool

Yes you were.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:28 pm

"My name's dubluke"

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