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Post by von » Fri May 16, 2008 3:31 pm

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Post by thief » Fri May 16, 2008 3:31 pm

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Post by the wiggle baron » Fri May 16, 2008 3:33 pm

thief wrote:ah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...
And I used the exact same pick up line :lol:

And yeah, the old thread didn't have twats reminiscing about the old times of the old thread about this either...aah, how nice that was. (That was meant to be packing a tonne of irony, not sure if it came across? :? Im tired...)
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Post by thief » Fri May 16, 2008 3:35 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
thief wrote:ah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...
And I used the exact same pick up line :lol:

And yeah, the old thread didn't have twats reminiscing about the old times of the old thread about this either...aah, how nice that was. (That was meant to be packing a tonne of irony, not sure if it came across? :? Im tired...)
Those were the days. What a really great thread that was...

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Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 16, 2008 3:46 pm

sorry for the repeat thread :roll: ...I thought it would be funny.

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Re: best WORST pick up lines ever!

Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 16, 2008 3:48 pm

WALSH wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:I have gotten:

'wanna see how big I am?'

'wanna hang out? we can chill...watch a movie...have sex...'

'do you squirt?'

'so....do you wanna make love to me?'



mind you these are all after JUST meeting the people.

do you squirt...... lol :buggery: :buggery:
lmao true story....

he forced a kiss...told me i was salty because of all the sweat from dancing and preceded to ask if i squirt...

i was quite...flabbergasted to say the least.

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Post by von » Fri May 16, 2008 4:18 pm

I jus said it so might aswell add it to the list

"you wana have 2 baby n ting?"
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Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 16, 2008 4:20 pm

i almost forgot this one....

Homeless crackhead outside of PopLife said

'i want to make sex with you'

hahahahaha

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Post by stanton » Fri May 16, 2008 4:29 pm

"You remind me of my mother"
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Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 16, 2008 4:34 pm

stanton wrote:"You remind me of my mother"
ahahahhah......its hard to think about it...like...

is that a compliment or an insult?

and....does that make you wanna have sex with me?!? :?

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Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 16, 2008 4:37 pm

oh and i just thought of another one! lmao! im on a roll....

saying good bye and a kiss on the cheek led to...'no tongue action?'

im like...ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :|

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Post by jackieboi » Fri May 16, 2008 4:40 pm

"wanna come upstairs for a chat" - I have never been failed with this one, fair do's you normally have to have had some sort of connection for it to work but still, both parties know that there will be very little chatting going on.

i do love a good chinwag me.

"If you dont come with me now im going to slap your fucking face about" - Hasnt worked for me yet - please do try it and tell me your results.
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Post by ashley » Fri May 16, 2008 5:04 pm

"Grab your coat, your pulled"

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Post by kani » Fri May 16, 2008 6:19 pm

"want to help make grampa's wrinkles disappear?'

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i used this on a girl once and now she runs away screaming every time i see her.

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Post by nousd » Sun May 18, 2008 3:51 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
stanton wrote:"You remind me of my mother"
ahahahhah......its hard to think about it...like...
is that a compliment or an insult?
and....does that make you wanna have sex with me?!? :?
Better than being reminded of your father (shudder)

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Post by reverendmedia » Sun May 18, 2008 5:39 am

Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"
refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Post by jiba » Sun May 18, 2008 7:10 am

If said pick up line fails try the following... then duck.

"don't be so fussy, I wasn't"

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Post by diss04 » Sun May 18, 2008 11:06 am

to two girls:

"alright sugar? nah not you, the other lump.."
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by Jak The lad » Sun May 18, 2008 11:14 am

reverendmedia wrote:
Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"
refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.
:lol: Could lead to prison
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