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Post by legend4ry » Sun May 18, 2008 11:15 am

JTL wrote:
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Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"
refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.
:lol: Could lead to prison

Then you'll be the one picking stuff up :roll:
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Post by diss04 » Sun May 18, 2008 11:15 am

JTL wrote:
reverendmedia wrote:
Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"
refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.
:lol: Could lead to prison
:lol:

:( just see me in your sig jtl
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Post by Jak The lad » Sun May 18, 2008 11:17 am

Diss04 wrote:
JTL wrote:
reverendmedia wrote:
Ashley wrote:"Grab your coat, your pulled"
refix: Get your coat, I've got a knife.
:lol: Could lead to prison
:lol:

:( just see me in your sig jtl
YOUS got SIGGED! :lol:

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Post by diss04 » Sun May 18, 2008 11:19 am

harsh tings, didnt think it was waranted tbh. datura you cuntfish!
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Post by kamala » Sun May 18, 2008 1:04 pm

"goodness, this sub bass is making me extremely wet."


works very time :D
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Post by shook1 » Sun May 18, 2008 1:18 pm

'' Oi, Show us your tnuc!''

Best/Worse in one there i reckon.
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Post by felixgash » Sun May 18, 2008 1:21 pm

Shook1 wrote:'' Oi, Show us your tnuc!''
FTW!!
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Post by legend4ry » Sun May 18, 2008 1:23 pm

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=40591763

2nd tune.


Just play that to a girl, she'll be putty in your hands.
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Post by diss04 » Sun May 18, 2008 1:41 pm

"i just wanna piss on you"
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Post by shook1 » Sun May 18, 2008 7:36 pm

''Show us where you piss from.''


Slight variation, still a winner!
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Post by diss04 » Sun May 18, 2008 7:38 pm

"are the painters in?"
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Post by deamonds » Sun May 18, 2008 7:45 pm

get you rat out, before i pull it out by its tail//
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Post by diss04 » Sun May 18, 2008 7:47 pm

deamonds wrote:get you rat out, before i pull it out by its tail//
yeah "get your rat out" is an oldie but a goody.

"shaven 'aven?"
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