The greatest survivor. Who would win it?

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Survival of the fittest. Who would win?

Bear Grylls
10
38%
Ray Mears
11
42%
Bruce Parry
3
12%
Terry Waites
2
8%
 
Total votes: 26

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Post by tempest » Wed May 21, 2008 5:19 am

To be honest i'm not familiar with any of these blokes...

My vote goes for Bare Grillz, sick name !

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Post by dubluke » Wed May 21, 2008 8:01 am

ray mears, everytime

if i could have anything to help me survive on a desert island it would be ray mears

and a pork loin
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Post by kidlogic » Wed May 21, 2008 8:14 am

jah wobble wrote:no les stroud no care.
Yup. Sorry, cant even vote for the true Survivorman, Im not gonna vote. Les is badman next level bizness, leaving cameras in the desert with gps sensors so his crew can go get em later bizness.

As for eating crazy shit, Anthony Bourdain has all them fools beat.

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Post by badger » Wed May 21, 2008 8:40 am

ray mears is the only true survivor out of them

yeah terry waite survived prison but i'd like to see him go out into the bush and eat on natural foods. bear grylls' show is about as staged as WWF and that tribe guy is hardly a survivor: yeah he does hard things in the tribes but at the end of the day they provide it all for him so it's not survival really
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:Mears all the way. Real men don't need to put on some fake macho show, he has nothing to prove
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Post by concept_ » Wed May 21, 2008 9:16 am

pk- wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=_gFB4wVPpAU

LOL

he does not look happy
ill have whatever he's having!
that shit looks intense.

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Post by metalboxproducts » Wed May 21, 2008 9:33 am

I'd have to go for Ray out of the choices there but, if i could i'd have this man, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_Dengler . psses all over them all.
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Post by RubiconMan » Wed May 21, 2008 9:34 am

ray mears ... bringing the conscious vibe + what all these ^ said about him
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Post by kidlogic » Wed May 21, 2008 9:45 am

metalboxproducts wrote:I'd have to go for Ray out of the choices there but, if i could i'd have this man, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_Dengler . psses all over them all.
Fucking truth.

Have you seen Rescue Dawn? Sick film.

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Post by BaronVon » Wed May 21, 2008 9:56 am

pk- wrote:LOL terry waite :lol:

i voted ray mears because he's a one man herd of wilderbeest, just storms through a forest stripping it of food

he lives on shrubs and is yet obese, what a legend.
Exactly, Bear is merely a perpetrator.
Ray would eat him, then build a Canoe out of his still warm Corpse.

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Post by metalboxproducts » Wed May 21, 2008 10:10 am

kidlogic wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:I'd have to go for Ray out of the choices there but, if i could i'd have this man, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_Dengler . psses all over them all.
Fucking truth.

Have you seen Rescue Dawn? Sick film.
Yeah but i was a little disapointed. I think the original documentery is a lot better.
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Post by kidlogic » Wed May 21, 2008 10:13 am

metalboxproducts wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:I'd have to go for Ray out of the choices there but, if i could i'd have this man, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_Dengler . psses all over them all.
Fucking truth.

Have you seen Rescue Dawn? Sick film.
Yeah but i was a little disapointed. I think the original documentery is a lot better.
Its a bit slow, but I liked the performances in it. I need to see the original doc though, the story of what those guys went through is unreal.

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