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Post by kamala » Wed May 21, 2008 7:02 pm

UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:As far as I'm concerned, sex is just a race to see who cums first....and I'm definitely a fuckin winner.


so funny when statements disprove themselves ;)
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Post by claw » Wed May 21, 2008 7:10 pm

Had a good sex dream, was having sex on a sub cabinet in a cabana on a remote beach somewhere...then I had to wake up and go to work :x
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Post by umkhontowesizwe » Wed May 21, 2008 7:17 pm

kamala wrote:
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:As far as I'm concerned, sex is just a race to see who cums first....and I'm definitely a fuckin winner.


so funny when statements disprove themselves ;)
i don't get it ?!? :P

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Post by kamala » Wed May 21, 2008 7:29 pm

claw wrote:Had a good sex dream, was having sex on a sub cabinet in a cabana on a remote beach somewhere...then I had to wake up and go to work :x

:o



































*drip*
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Post by kamala » Wed May 21, 2008 7:37 pm

im sorry i just had to come back here to read that again. that is hot as fuck, claw. damn.











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Post by theevilgirl » Wed May 21, 2008 8:45 pm

<~~~~totally had an orgasm during a dream once....not really a wet dream...i woke up cumming hahahaha




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Post by kamala » Thu May 22, 2008 1:07 am

also hot :o
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Post by theevilgirl » Thu May 22, 2008 1:20 am

it was....trust....


i laughed at myself.

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Post by santy » Thu May 22, 2008 7:54 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:<~~~~totally had an orgasm during a dream once....not really a wet dream...i woke up cumming hahahaha




:oops:
DITTO!!
HAHA

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Post by theevilgirl » Thu May 22, 2008 8:42 pm

Santy wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:<~~~~totally had an orgasm during a dream once....not really a wet dream...i woke up cumming hahahaha




:oops:
DITTO!!
HAHA
it was like the best and the worst thing ever...

cuz i woke up alone

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Post by jackieboi » Thu May 22, 2008 9:48 pm

I've faked an orgasm before. I had an empty for a couple of weeks and had literally been fucking all day every day for a week. I just wanted to go out with the boys and have a night off - my dick was sore, but the bird was a deviant, she literally wanted it all the time.

Was so weird doing the silly hip jerks and pulling a cum face without actually cumming. Had to quickly grab the johnny n chuck it without her seeing it was empty. Was strangely satisfying in a way, i felt like Sick Boy.
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Post by mumble » Thu May 22, 2008 10:58 pm

jackieboi wrote:I've faked an orgasm before. I had an empty for a couple of weeks and had literally been fucking all day every day for a week. I just wanted to go out with the boys and have a night off - my dick was sore, but the bird was a deviant, she literally wanted it all the time.

Was so weird doing the silly hip jerks and pulling a cum face without actually cumming. Had to quickly grab the johnny n chuck it without her seeing it was empty. Was strangely satisfying in a way, i felt like Sick Boy.
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Post by __________ » Thu May 22, 2008 11:41 pm

with those hooker type wears, hun, ya playin yaself
with those skin tight jeans, ya playin yaself
with everything all exposed, ya playin yaself
......
put some clothes on that ass if you respect yourself

i had sex once, i wouldn't do it again.

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Post by djelements » Thu May 22, 2008 11:45 pm

£10 Bag wrote:with those hooker type wears, hun, ya playin yaself
with those skin tight jeans, ya playin yaself
with everything all exposed, ya playin yaself
......
put some clothes on that ass if you respect yourself

i had sex once, i wouldn't do it again.
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Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 23, 2008 4:31 am

ive had guys say that i should show off my boobs more (meaning wearing low cut shirts and shit like that)

im not really about it because the main reason is....my chest gets cold...and then i could possibly get sick...and i dont wanna get sick..

im used to covering them up...and besides its not like you cant tell theyre big! lol

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Post by kamala » Fri May 23, 2008 8:00 am

guys always want more cleavage !
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Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 23, 2008 8:04 am

Image


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Post by legend4ry » Fri May 23, 2008 8:05 am

kamala wrote:guys always want more vag !

Fixed
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Post by theevilgirl » Fri May 23, 2008 8:38 am

Legendary wrote:
kamala wrote:guys always want more head !

Fixed
FIXED!

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Post by kamala » Fri May 23, 2008 8:44 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Legendary wrote:
kamala wrote:guys always want more ass !

Fixed
FIXED!

fixed :P
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