Co-Workers say the funniest things

donkey · Post by **donkey** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:26 am

1. Apparently if people throw cigarettes out the window of their car, cars driving behind might blow up. So don’t.

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:35 am

2. Apprantly, cows are made of beef

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:48 am

3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:11 am

4. If you open the internet during work, you get sacked

bennyprofane · Post by **bennyprofane** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:09 am

5. It's against "Company Policy" to wank in your cube.

powerpill · Post by **powerpill** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:18 pm

dubluke wrote:4. If you open the internet during work, you get sacked

LOL

triky · Post by **triky** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:03 pm

pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off

off subject sorry but this is true actually. to a lesser extent in some other middle eastern countries, but i have been to kuwait with my mom. my dad picked us up at the airport there and when my parents were hugging, the police stepped in to separate them...

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:05 pm

6. there is no such word as 'have'.

not a co-worker but it was one of my mates, he said it wasnt a real word

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:19 pm

triky wrote:
pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off
off subject sorry but this is true actually. to a lesser extent in some other middle eastern countries, but i have been to kuwait with my mom. my dad picked us up at the airport there and when my parents were hugging, the police stepped in to separate them...

cut their arms off did they

triky · Post by **triky** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:01 pm

pk- wrote:
triky wrote:
pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off
off subject sorry but this is true actually. to a lesser extent in some other middle eastern countries, but i have been to kuwait with my mom. my dad picked us up at the airport there and when my parents were hugging, the police stepped in to separate them...
cut their arms off did they

i'm sure they were thinking about their sabers real hard...

donkey · Post by **donkey** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:11 pm

At least they won't do it again.

powerpill · Post by **powerpill** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:33 pm

7. "Could you please do some work?"

Needles to say, I laughed at them.

donkey · Post by **donkey** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:37 pm

Some people can be such party-poopers.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue May 27, 2008 3:33 pm

bennyprofane wrote:5. It's against "Company Policy" to wank in your cube.

ha. can you imagine, an actual policy against wanking in your cube

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:44 pm

"standardly, it's my job to make sure all the invoices entered are politically correct"

I have a million more...

dont get me started!!

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:56 pm

"when doing the presentation can you try not to use the word 'difficulties'......'challenges' is a bit more appropriate"

now i understand why management are paid so much....such important decisions to make...

a man called dave · Post by **a man called dave** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:15 pm

dubluke wrote:4. If you open the internet during work, you get sacked

Favourite so far.

A uni student in the same class as me would not believe that Jesus wasn't english.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:16 pm

andreamia · Post by **andreamia** » Wed May 28, 2008 5:01 am

"Could you make this POP some more?"

"Make it look JAZZY."

"Give it some OOMPH."

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:01 am

Two co-workers have been complaining about their subscription to some celebrity mag saying its a waste of money and they dont want to support it anymore. Thats a good way of looking at things, but they have just proceeded to talk about various celebs weight and fashion choices for the past hour directly after making the complaint.

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