Co-Workers say the funniest things

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:04 am

Best so far this week I've heard.....

"Is Chile in the EU?"

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:06 am

"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:08 am

Diss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"

lol

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:12 am

Tomity wrote:
Diss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"

lol

lol seriously, this is how it went down.

me: "mate, pass me that thesaurus, please?"

kid: "oh yeah, you think i'm stupid, init.. (kid thinks for a while) thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"

seriously, kids like this make me realise englands going down the pan

donkey · Post by **donkey** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:13 am

Diss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"

a lot of people commonly mispronounce it as theasaurus. The ill educated dumbos.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:13 am

Diss04 wrote:"thesaurus is a dinosaur, init"

ahahahahahahahaahahah!!

bedward · Post by **bedward** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:44 pm

Office Blokey said:

girls aloud are a bit subversive.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:48 pm

"has that email been signed off?"

andreamia · Post by **andreamia** » Thu May 29, 2008 1:36 pm

nesslei wrote:"has that email been signed off?"

whaaaa?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu May 29, 2008 5:18 pm

nesslei wrote:"has that email been signed off?"

¿Qué?

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:04 pm

emma: he's not from asia he's chinese

emma: china isnt in asia

emma: asia is a india country...chineseians arent indian

emma: listen, right, i dunno what a contiment is - englands a contiment, init?

seriously the fucking retardedness fo my college

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:05 pm

andreamia wrote:"Could you make this POP some more?"

"Make it look JAZZY."

"Give it some OOMPH."

do you by chance work in something media related??

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Fri May 30, 2008 9:16 am

pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off

thats true... thats if shes cheating. not really funny.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri May 30, 2008 9:54 am

that's not fucking true you mong

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Fri May 30, 2008 9:59 am

pk- wrote:that's not fucking true you mong

are you from the mid east?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:03 am

oh and you probably had to be there for this to be funny, but this really weird portugese geezer at my office (who i had to do a discplinary hearing thing with lsat year because he was sexually harassing a girl who works there) leant over last week and whispered conspiratorially

"Do you know.....where I can get X Men 3?"

hashmoney · Post by **hashmoney** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:45 pm

Some dipshit girl where I work thought that poppy's were 'invented' because of the war.....

why must we let these people lower the averages?

something must be done.

genocide????

who's game?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 pm

not a co-worker but a few gems from this girl in college

"i'm TELLING YOU - the river nile is in wales!!"

"whats a protest *pause* ant?"

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 pm

drksteppa wrote:
pk- wrote:3. If a woman is seen holding hands with a man in Saudi Arabia, she gets her hand cut off
thats true... thats if shes cheating. not really funny.

I thought she got raped, and then stoned to death for adultery.

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:02 pm

mine seem to find it really funny to spend all day repeating everything i say because they think i say things funnily, when in fact i can just speak properly instead of like an inbred yokel

for fucks sake

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