Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
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by .rudetone. » Thu May 29, 2008 11:49 pm
pk- wrote:attempting to overtake someone in the street, only to find out just as i draw level that i can't walk faster than them and in fact look like i'm trying to pickpocket and/or rape them
AAHAHAHAHA THIS!!
AND when u are walking towards someone and neither of u knows which way to go round
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by pk- » Thu May 29, 2008 11:53 pm
.rudetone. wrote:pk- wrote:attempting to overtake someone in the street, only to find out just as i draw level that i can't walk faster than them and in fact look like i'm trying to pickpocket and/or rape them
AAHAHAHAHA THIS!!
AND when u are walking towards someone and neither of u knows which way to go round
and you laugh and say 'sorry', but the embarrassment lasts for the rest of the day and eats you up inside
god i hate social interaction
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by parson » Thu May 29, 2008 11:58 pm
when i notice somebody is walking near me, i'll ask them for $5
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by djelements » Fri May 30, 2008 12:10 am
Parson wrote:when i notice somebody is walking near me, i'll ask them for $5
See why this man is a genius?
I'm gonna write a book.
Crisp Arson
A Collection of Parsonisms
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by dubluke » Fri May 30, 2008 8:57 am
pk- wrote:thank fuck i'm not the only one
it's the most awkward thing in the world...especially if it's late at night and there's nobody else around, the number of looks of sheer terror i've gotten from young ladies i've tried to overtake is ridiculous
hahahahaha, so true!! still i find that generally walking behind women they keep looking around and that so i try and overtake them just so they know i'm actually going somewhere and not just following them home lol
i do wonder why they keep looking round so much though, maybe i look a bit like the 'rapey sort'

gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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by drksteppa » Fri May 30, 2008 9:30 am
Cold (flu virus)
Losing a love one
CA drivers
Shaving
Fast Food (needs to be banned)
Stuck up people
Gangs
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triky
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by triky » Fri May 30, 2008 9:40 am
drksteppa wrote:Death
why? u don't know what comes after... (or do you?!)
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by drksteppa » Fri May 30, 2008 9:45 am
triky wrote:drksteppa wrote:Death
why? u don't know what comes after... (or do you?!)
Just one of the things that's mostly on my mind. I guess you can say that.

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by triky » Fri May 30, 2008 9:50 am
drksteppa wrote:triky wrote:drksteppa wrote:Death
why? u don't know what comes after... (or do you?!)
Just one of the things that's mostly on my mind. I guess you can say that.

you
are dark. steppa.
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by pk- » Fri May 30, 2008 10:09 am
waiting for the credit card machine to do the transaction in a newsagents. it's a silence just long enough to be awkward but not long enough to fill with polite conversation
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by von » Fri May 30, 2008 10:10 am
lol @ postin on the forum at the same time pk. Badman
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by pk- » Fri May 30, 2008 10:14 am
no i mean that's something i hate, i'm not doing it now
i can't bring myself to use my ds on the train in case someone thinks 'what a fucking nerd', let alone post on the internet outdoors

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by von » Fri May 30, 2008 10:23 am
pk- wrote:no i mean that's something i hate, i'm not doing it now
i can't bring myself to use my ds on the train in case someone thinks 'what a fucking nerd', let alone post on the internet outdoors

OH riight
Doesn't help when you realise you've only brought Pokemon out with you.
Only me? I'll get mi coat, then.
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by pk- » Fri May 30, 2008 10:38 am
one thing that drives me mad is when people get up from their seats ridiculously early to get off the tube. especially if i've been standing in front of the doors for my whole journey but am going to get off at the next stop. the stnuc have the audacity to say 'excuse me' and try to get me to move while the train's still in the fucking tunnel.
then i have to say 'im getting off too' and there's yet another of the soul-destroying awkward silences that my life is full of
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by soldjaaa_chik » Fri May 30, 2008 10:55 am
HAVING NO CREDIT!!
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
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by soldjaaa_chik » Fri May 30, 2008 10:56 am
pk- wrote:one thing that drives me mad is when people get up from their seats ridiculously early to get off the tube. especially if i've been standing in front of the doors for my whole journey but am going to get off at the next stop. the stnuc have the audacity to say 'excuse me' and try to get me to move while the train's still in the fucking tunnel.
then i have to say 'im getting off too' and there's yet another of the soul-destroying awkward silences that my life is full of
loooool
i 2nd that!
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
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by Jak The lad » Fri May 30, 2008 11:01 am
Having to call up my network provider because they over charge me for no reason.
Idjiats!
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by triky » Fri May 30, 2008 12:11 pm
Mr Hyde wrote:people pushing up close behind in a que, just making the whoel queing up thing more uncomfortable and not getting anywhere quicker.
actually any invasion of personal space pisses me off.
this. this. this.
i'm lucky i'm tall, gives me an advantage. i stand legs slightly parted, knees a bit bended, fists on hips. i leave about a half meter distance with the person in front, and any one trying to push me forward meets with my rooted tree/solid mountain pose and anyone trying to sneak around me gets stabbed by my angly elbows.
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