Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:01 pm

granted but believe me

when you find out she had sex last night and realise she cares about her new boyfriend more than you

and you're alone

you'll come grovelling back to this thread going I WISH I HATED MY EX

i wish i hated my ex

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:27 pm

bjackman wrote:granted but believe me

when you find out she had sex last night and realise she cares about her new boyfriend more than you

and you're alone

you'll come grovelling back to this thread going I WISH I HATED MY EX

i wish i hated my ex

granted, your back with her

i wish i had a cola

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:33 am

Granted, but it's Roller Cola, and basically tastes like fizzy sugar water.

I wish I had more money!!!

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:38 am

granted but it's in swiss rupees and that currency doesn't even exist so you fail at moneys

i wish i was allowed to listen to music at work

ch3 · Post by **ch3** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:38 am

Kins, Granted, but it's all Finnish marks and they are worth nothing.

^ badger, granted but you can only listen to James Blunt

I wish somebody kicked my butt.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:41 am

granted - but it was badger's horse and he gets jealous and comes and kicks you in the butt even harder

i wish i hadnt just dropped my digital security key fob in my morning coffeee

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:52 am

granted, you droped in a cup of Thames river water, which you have mistaken for coffee and so go on to drink it.

I wish I had a pillow

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:07 am

granted but it's full of real feathers which you have an allergy too. you get affected by it so much that you sneeze non-stop for 3 days until your nose detaches itself as a result of excessive sneezing. whilst running after it with a bag of ice, hoping to be able to recover it and get it reattached, a huge gibbon swings down out of a tree and picks it up, jumping onto a passing bus, paying its fare and sitting down. when you finally catch up the bus driver ignores you and drives on. eventually you give up and go home, only to find that somehow your nose is sitting down watching jeremy kyle on tv

i wish i wasn't so bored that i wrote all that

primate · Post by **primate** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:13 am

badger wrote:granted but it's full of real feathers which you have an allergy too. you get affected by it so much that you sneeze non-stop for 3 days until your nose detaches itself as a result of excessive sneezing. whilst running after it with a bag of ice, hoping to be able to recover it and get it reattached, a huge gibbon swings down out of a tree and picks it up, jumping onto a passing bus, paying its fare and sitting down. when you finally catch up the bus driver ignores you and drives on. eventually you give up and go home, only to find that somehow your nose is sitting down watching jeremy kyle on tv

i wish i wasn't so bored that i wrote all that

granted, so you haven't which means i have to deny the previous wish...

granted but the pillow is old, piss-stained and part of a bed made up of found soft toys, dead pigeons and hospital garbage. i.e. - you're a tramp.

i wish those days
could
come back once more,
why did those days
e-ver have to go?

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:44 am

Wow, I'm really slow.

stayc · Post by **stayc** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:43 pm

kins83 wrote:Wow, I'm really slow.

is that even a wish

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:26 pm

primate wrote: i wish those days
could
come back once more,
why did those days
e-ver have to go?

granted you freeze time but all the foods from the future and the future lovin you'd get, you get no more of...

i wish i lived where my heart is

stayc · Post by **stayc** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:27 pm

bellybelle wrote:
granted you freeze time but all the foods from the future and the future lovin you'd get, you get no more of...

i wish i lived where my heart is

granted, but now you are living WITH your heart so you die because you havent got a heart in your boday.

i wish i had dinner right now

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:38 pm

granted but you will be hungry later.

i wish i didn't need a shit. i just haven't got time (although i do have time to post this fact on dubstepforum to a group of people whose only connection to me is a taste for "dubstep" and who either don't give a shit about it, or shouldn't).

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:40 pm

granted, but you still have the feeling you need a shit constantly which makes you walk funny.

wish I could smoke at my desk.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:42 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, but you still have the feeling you need a shit constantly which makes you walk funny.

wish I could smoke at my desk.

granted but the reason you're smoking is cos ur on fire.

This game is shit.

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:46 pm

Granted but so are you

I wish my girlfriend wasn't moving to Denmark

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:47 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
eLBe wrote:granted, but you still have the feeling you need a shit constantly which makes you walk funny.

wish I could smoke at my desk.
granted but the reason you're smoking is cos ur on fire.

This game is shit.

only wen stnuc can't make a wish.

i'll wish for you

jubscarz wrote:I wish I wasn't such a nob

granted, instead your a tnuc

I wish I found out about flying lotus gig this sat earlier so I could have booked sum tickets

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:48 pm

Tuck wrote:Granted but so are you

I wish my girlfriend wasn't moving to Denmark

granted, shes moving to the moon.

I wish I had been quicker with that last post

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:53 pm

Granted but now you'll have to corrupt my Danish girlfriend loss wish in a new way.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't on the moon.

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