Zombies are people too

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:16 pm

The are looking for love...

... and worry about what they eat, just like us.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:19 pm

Things to remember if zombies visit your town...

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:22 pm

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:23 pm

mmmmmmmmmm braaaaiiiinnnssssss arrrrrrrggghhhh!!!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:23 pm

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:37 pm

kidlogic wrote:

nice

'most politicians can be easily mistaken for the life-impaired'

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:49 pm

Nice one kid. I'm obsessed with zombie lore. This could be the best thread I've ever seen anywhere.

I'm totally on this one. I've spent the last 10 years zombie-proofing my home and finalising the details of my survival plan for when the undead horde comes shuffling over the hill.

http://www.brains4zombies.com/

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

http://www.zombietales.com/

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:51 pm

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:55 pm

hehehe that reminds me of my friend..

I'm a ghost hunter....and occasionally, I go to a certain graveyard with a friend to hone our data-collection skills. In any case....there are all these burrows in the graveyard and my friend is very very afraid of zombies...

I told her one day that I was gonna put a fake arm in one...just to freak her out. But....she said she'd leave me there after pissin' herself... I put that whole "Trippin" thing on her page....she told me that God wouldn't be able to stop her from running if that happened...

She's a funny chick. Hehehehe

jah wobble · Post by **jah wobble** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:57 pm

bellybelle wrote:I'm a ghost hunter

get the fuck out!

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:58 pm

bellybelle wrote:I'm a ghost hunter

wow.

wow.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:00 pm

I love brains, it's the best. Brains in the morning is great.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:01 pm

nah for serious. i've mentioned it a few times.

but we dun do zombies....that's some voodoun stuff I dun mess with.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:01 pm

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:03 pm

Mr Brains homophobe. (no homo)

delicious

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:03 pm

eLBe wrote:Mr Brians homophobe. (BARE homo)

delicious

smh.

childish?

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:11 pm

Diss04 wrote:
eLBe wrote:Mr Brians homophobe. (BARE homo)

delicious
smh.

childish?

very

but also intensly funny

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:16 pm

in reality, zombies are a bit wank aint they? how hard is it to run away from a fucking zombie, they take about an hour to travel a short distance! smh at george a. romero

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:28 pm

i think about what i'd do in a zombie attack a lot of the time

the plan was - fortified building/rooftop of high building/supermarket (barricades, lots of food and water, pitchforks for stabbing zombies etc.)

need lots of water and good weapons are stuff like pitchforks and that, we thought a roof would be good as zombies are pretty unsteady so if they got through our big barracades on the stairs we could just push them off the roof to their death, however the risk on the roof slightly is that you might get trapped up there, but we could solve that by maybe putting big mines by the door to the roof which we could blow up if zombies tried to come through it, that would also make loads of rubble round the door and stop anymore getting through, then you could escape using one of those window cleaning trolley things, or you could camp out on there and occasionally rise up to check if the zombies had gone, i'd also have lots of buckets up there for catching rainwater.

a fortified building would be good, lots of wood on the windows etc. once again try and stay upstairs with lots of water etc.

i also thought an army base would be good cos there are shitloads of guns etc. i wouldn't stay there long cos they are full of open spaces and also are a bit shit, but i would go raid them for lots of guns and then take them to my secret hideout

a supermarket could be good for having lots of food and water but there would probably be loads of different entrances that i'd not know about and then the zombies could get through there also there is a potential for getting trapped in the aisles and being swarmed, but you'd be sorted for water and supplies, and if the worst came to the worst you could throw bags of change from the till at zombies cos that would really hurt

also the best way is to stay alone cos then your mate won't get bitten by a zombie and you have a to have a horrible moment where you have to murk your own mate cos he is trying to eat you

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:34 pm

luke, you thought about it waaaaaaaaaaaay to much

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