Hollyoaks

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:47 pm

1. At first Gilley won't like it that she's been shagging her half brother, but then he'll do a child prostitute and they'll be onna level

2. Tony decides to appease his brother by getting Danny the electrician to abort the baby. Danny sticks his hands up Tina and her womb electrocutes him.

3. Darren goes to the casino, bets 3 grand on bright green and realises too late that you can only bet on black or red. He ends up pawning his collection of 2000 mink coats that he's had hidden under the community college to buy back the pub and uses the leftover profit to have Warren fisted by a gang of Armenian sailors

4. Jake Dean runs over an entire playgroup of children after drinking two thimblefuls of shandy on new years eve

etc.

dj thc · Post by **dj thc** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:48 pm

ahahahahahah

got the callender for crimbo!! nice!

virus human race · Post by **virus human race** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:07 pm

Hollyoaks is smacking it right now

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:24 pm

I was on Hollyoaks briefly back in my teenage years. All I had to do was get gothed up, say one word and punch someone. Easy money and a genuinely weird experience as well. Gary Lucy is a tnuc btw...

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 pm

Corpsey wrote:4. Jake Dean runs over an entire playgroup of children after drinking two thimblefuls of shandy on new years eve

le_hardcore_chiefus · Post by **le_hardcore_chiefus** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:53 pm

Tomity wrote:I was on Hollyoaks briefly back in my teenage years. All I had to do was get gothed up, say one word and punch someone. Easy money and a genuinely weird experience as well. Gary Lucy is a tnuc btw...

haha y.?

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:46 pm

Le_Hardcore_Chiefus wrote:
Tomity wrote:I was on Hollyoaks briefly back in my teenage years. All I had to do was get gothed up, say one word and punch someone. Easy money and a genuinely weird experience as well. Gary Lucy is a tnuc btw...
haha y.?

I just said hello to him as I was sat next to him getting lipstick put on but I think he was either A: Scared of me in makeup, which isn't the nicest of sights, but still...

or B: He just ignored me as I was an extra.

The only reason I mentioned him really is because he is the only persons name I can remember. There were a few good peeps on the set. A lot of blond people as well....

le_hardcore_chiefus · Post by **le_hardcore_chiefus** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:48 pm

is right kidda haha

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:56 pm

Anyway, fuck Hollyoaks. There are too many annoying people in real life for me to watch that program.

boy_arena · Post by **boy_arena** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:08 pm

I cant stand it! lol just my input!

neville bartos · Post by **neville bartos** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:00 am

Virus human race wrote:Hollyoaks is smacking it right now

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:54 am

saw it for the first time in months today, its about as waste as it's ever been. what is that dickhead emo fuckwit still doing in it? he's clearly only in the cast because they need some bellend to rep the skull bandana ringed lipped noir-haired muppet cru. fuck off and take your smoke bombs and the whole cast with you, mate

pk · Post by pk » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:29 am

do they still do Hollyoaks After Dark episodes full of smut and anal rape? haven't watched it since i was a scrounging student bum

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:43 am

that episode with the requiem for a dream tune and the whole blue tinted drug scene was one of the worst things i've ever seen

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:36 am

needs more jake dean

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:12 am

the only reason hollyoaks gets good rating is cos the whole cast are fit. None of them can act for shit imo.

von · Post by **von** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:27 am

guna stop watchin this for a while as it infuriates me. im always cringing & shouting at the screen cause of something I SAW happenin before it happened.

Like, are all these characters REALLY that dumb?! Are they all REALLY that super naive & oblivious?!

I duno, jus really annoys me these days.

le_hardcore_chiefus · Post by **le_hardcore_chiefus** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:07 pm

deamonds wrote:needs more jake dean

that boy has gone 4eva

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:54 pm

I can't believe Danny got sucked by the groin into Mercedes' vortex of guts and delight.

Poor lad.

basser · Post by **basser** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:43 pm

Proper jokes programme...well worth a watch to mong out after work. That new Rafi character is pure gold!

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