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Funny Food Franchise Names

Post by mnsrfrites » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:42 pm

I am PROPER bored @ t'office

have been thinking of some Funny Food Franchise Names..

i.e

Fidel Gastro - Cuban Cuisine
Some more sir - Victorian samosa joint

anyone got any others?!!?

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Post by ashley » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:42 pm

wok u like

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Post by pdomino » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:02 pm

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Post by kins83 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:05 pm

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Post by mnsrfrites » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:57 pm

sesame prawn ghost - haunted house themed chinese takeaway

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Post by throneofblood » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:09 pm

I want to start a miso soup & ramen noodles scooter-based post-pub delivery service in Brixton called "Miso Horny"
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Post by mnsrfrites » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:23 pm

like it... all about morleys tho for post pub munch in brixton 8)

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Post by FSTZ1 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:24 pm

here in Kansas City there is a place called:

"Chubby's, home of the big one"

and to top it off, on the menu they offer a "chubby muffin"

LMAO!

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Post by concept_ » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm

ah crap there is a reall funny named one in Clapham which I can't for the life of me remember the name of- next time i go past it ill remember. It's off the common on the road that leads to wandsworth south circ business

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Here's a few from Europe which I saw and laughed:

in Paris near pigalle (i think):
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in Amsterdam:
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(just down the road from Image :wink: )

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Post by elbe » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:24 pm

Saw a restaurant called 'Boner' when I went to Milan (thats in Italy btw, for any very geographically challenged types)

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Post by a man called dave » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:47 pm

For the vinyl massive there's a somalian cafe in camden called Dubplate cafe have no idea why?
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Post by throneofblood » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:54 pm

ha. my girlfriend has just called me from Göteborg and told me that there's an English pub there now simply called "The Queen".

Here in Siena we have a pub called "Pub Hot Sandwiches Pub" which kind of says it all really.

Back to the puns, I'd also like to start a place which does mushy peas with everything, pea fritters, pea and paneer curry, pea soup, pea and ham stew, etc. I'd call it "Give Peas A Chance"
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Post by dubluke » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:55 pm

concept_ wrote:ah crap there is a reall funny named one in Clapham which I can't for the life of me remember the name of- next time i go past it ill remember. It's off the common on the road that leads to wandsworth south circ business
is that "the gaylord" by chance?
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Post by *the lady rachel* » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:21 pm

Wok to Walk...
in amsterdam (and others i'm sure)...just opened one in nyc.
pretty good i have to say!

Chik-Fill-A
fast food chicken shop---is a classic

Sympathy For The Kettle
tea shop

Garden of Eat'n
food mart

and my favorite:
Speed Queen
washing machine brand name at my local laundry shop!
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Post by ashley » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:54 pm

A Man Called Dave wrote:For the vinyl massive there's a somalian cafe in camden called Dubplate cafe have no idea why?
I seen that, planned to go in there but unfortunately I didnt get the job down the road.

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Post by spooKs » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:08 pm

i know a place called the "wok inn"

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Post by mnsrfrites » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:18 pm

Theres a chippy / chinese take away in putney called

'wok n roe' near wandsworth park

http://www.citikey.com/business/10022267/

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Post by fooishbar » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:41 pm

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Post by MARCHMELLOW » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:13 am

we have a sick burger plase in Brighton called " BURGER OFF"

some mad chilli burger going on there where you have to sign a contract to say you won't sue the place if you injure yourself eating the chilli burger!
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Post by pdomino » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:29 pm

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