Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:16 am

SD5 wrote:Oh fuck
now I remember the abuse I copped from my birth parents.
(not everythings fun eh?)

Now I wish I wasn't a shit.

granted but ur a piss...

i wish i had gotten a couple more things from Ikea...so i dont have to go all the way back today.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:36 am

Granted, but you took the cash till and the managers car

I wish I had some time to make some music.

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:33 pm

Granted but it's forcibly-bummed-for-the-fifteenth-time-today prison blues music.

I wish I lived a bit closer to Manchester

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:38 pm

Granted, I have no idea why ..... but you do, in a cardboard box in middle of Picadilly

I wish it was friday.

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:54 pm

Granted, but you have towork saturday and sunday

I wish I had got that fit lass i saw todays number

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:57 pm

adisize wrote:Granted, but you have towork saturday and sunday

I wish I had got that fit lass i saw todays number

Granted, she's taken by a wrestler

I wish I didn't have producer's/writer's block

zoso · Post by **zoso** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:53 am

granted but now you can only write christian country rock ballads

i wish i didnt procrastinate so much and get on with what i should be doing ;(

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:39 pm

Zoso wrote:granted but now you can only write christian country rock ballads

i wish i didnt procrastinate so much and get on with what i should be doing ;(

Granted, but now you have to scrub a lepers back and then milk 15 goats. nice.

I wish I had 3 legs.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:14 pm

granted, but you can't find anywhere to get shoes from so have to walk everywhere bare foot, you stub your toe on a pavement and open a small cut which rapidly turns gangrene, you have to have your leg amputated. Due to cut backs you get a mad doc who takes all three legs instead of just one leaving you legless. to add insult to injury clarks bring out a new range of footwear for three legged people on the day you get out of hospital.

I wish that this reply is in time

(YEAH)

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:15 pm

granted but by your post being in time, you made mine late (although luckily i noticed before posting), and you have now made me an enemy for life

i wish my favourite sandwich shop hadn't put their prices up

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:18 pm

haha

Granted but now drinks cost an arm and a leg.

I wish Spain win Euro's

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:24 pm

granted, but drunk on their own success they launch the amada agin, this time succesfully taking over the UK and then expanding to rule the world in their colonial hands, and have a major resurrection of flamingo. now the only music you can listen ot or make has to be flamingo.

i wish I had figured out how to make badger a lifetime long enemy earlier.

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:27 pm

granted but now i've changed my mind and i want your babies

i wish eLBe's "golden P" t-shirt that he told us to look out for at exodus actually looked like a golden P

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:29 pm

granted...it looks the same, a t-shirt with a golden P

I wish badger new what a golden P looked like (no homo)

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:39 pm

granted but to everyone else it still isn't very obvious, and people start to become so suspicious of the fact that we've become golden P brothers that you become a social outcast

i wish i could be bothered to get a haircut

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:43 pm

granted, and now you really want too but, as a golden P brother, you are forbidden to cut you hair.

I wish I wasn't already a social outcast so that I could be made a social outcast by becoming a golden P brother.

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:55 pm

granted, but i wouldn't allow you to be a golden P brother if you were a social outcast so you are now no longer a social outcast or a golden P brother. therefore you have failed magnificently

i wish dogs were blue with yellow polka dots, and that cats were made of cheese

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:13 pm

granted, but to keep a dog coat looking good u have to buy extremly pricy food and now we are over run with mice who have grown giant from all the chees cats they have eaten

I wish I had never brought that golden P t-shirt, it has made me meet with failure too many times.

Also wish someone else would play this game. come with the quick wit ninjas

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:16 pm

granted but as soon as it becomes popular i don't read it anymore and you lose the mind with the greatest wit on the planet from this once wit-filled thread

i wish my head didn't keep getting stuck in doorways

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:19 pm

granted, but by making all the door-ways in britain extra wide the goverment completely blows all its cash and has to make all public worker redundant.

I wish for nothing, my life is fufilled

edit...i wish i could spell

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