Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:14 pm

badger wrote:granted but seeing as they're basically horses i "borrow" them all and mash them all up to look like bacon and then invite all the ninjas over to a bacon party

i wish for an end to the worldwide hatocracy

ROFL you sick fuck

Granted, but now the opposite is in effect....a global love-a-thon....and if you think walking into bars yield sticky floors.....

I wish I had ham marinated in bacon

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:17 pm

granted but it is not possible to marinate one solid food stuff in another, so you look like an idiot for trying

i wish i hadn't run out of ideas for wishes again

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:22 pm

badger wrote:granted but it is not possible to marinate one solid food stuff in another, so you look like an idiot for trying

i wish i hadn't run out of ideas for wishes again

Granted, but now you're flooded with them, can't focus on anything else, and now your secret horse affair goes sour with the lovely philly being heartbroken and neglected, and bucks wild, destroying the comfy sett, causing a cave in which buries you both, and is fulfilling to her because at least you died together...

whoa....

I wish that hadn't taken so much outta me...hehehe

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:25 pm

bellybelle wrote:
badger wrote:granted but it is not possible to marinate one solid food stuff in another, so you look like an idiot for trying

i wish i hadn't run out of ideas for wishes again
Granted, but now you're flooded with them, can't focus on anything else, and now your secret horse affair goes sour with the lovely philly being heartbroken and neglected, and bucks wild, destroying the comfy sett, causing a cave in which buries you both, and is fulfilling to her because at least you died together...

whoa....

I wish that hadn't taken so much outta me...hehehe

Granted but you never found this thread

I wish I got all the girls..

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:45 am

granted, but you're gay.

I wish I could have though of someway to expand this corruption (no homophobia) further.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:05 pm

granted

I wish this thread would get bumped

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:09 pm

Granted (good bumpage)

But it attracts my attention and now you have to talk to me.

I wish the summer had been more summery.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:11 pm

granted can't corrupt this one coz I feel the same

I too wish the summer was more summery

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:12 pm

Thread Closed.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:15 pm

Granted, but due to the balance of nature, now winter is more wintery.

I wish it was December.

EDIT: Screw you kins, its not over till all wishes have been corrupted forever.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:17 pm

kidlogic wrote:not over till all wishes have been corrupted forever.

Granted.

Pub anyone?

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:18 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
kidlogic wrote:not over till all wishes have been corrupted forever.
Granted.

Pub anyone?

granted,

how ever you are on your own.

i wish my lunch didnt end

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:19 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
kidlogic wrote:not over till all wishes have been corrupted forever.
Granted.

Pub anyone?

Granted, soon as Im off work.

I wish that Jubs hadnt just caused a paradox in the space time continum by simutaneously declaring this thread closed by wishing at the same time.

Also, I wish Kins could read.

EDIT: Just the last one.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:22 pm

kidlogic wrote:
Jubscarz wrote:
kidlogic wrote:not over till all wishes have been corrupted forever.
Granted.

Pub anyone?

Granted, soon as Im off work.

I wish that Jubs hadnt just caused a paradox in the space time continum by simutaneously declaring this thread closed by wishing at the same time.

Also, I wish Kins could read.

EDIT: Just the last one.

Granted, I can read. But then I can finally decipher your rubbish posts, I complain about them and you are booted from dsf.

I wish for cool stuff.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:22 pm

kins83 wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
Jubscarz wrote:
kidlogic wrote:not over till all wishes have been corrupted forever.
Granted.

Pub anyone?

Granted, soon as Im off work.

I wish that Jubs hadnt just caused a paradox in the space time continum by simutaneously declaring this thread closed by wishing at the same time.

Also, I wish Kins could read.

EDIT: Just the last one.
Granted, I can read. But then I can finally decipher your rubbish posts, I complain about then and you are booted from dsf.

I wish for cool stuff.

Granted but you are still uncool.

I wish for someone to make me a tea.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:37 pm

granted, but its camermile and onion tea.

I wish I was succesfull

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:38 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, but its camermile and onion tea.

I wish I was succesfull

Granted, successful at failing.

I wish these flap jacks were only 2 calories

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:39 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, but its camermile and onion tea.

I wish I was succesfull

Granted but its only on the checkers circuit and no one even knows

Dangit! Too Slow!

Edited to add: But your low-cal flapjacks are made of sawdust

I wish I had more monies!

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:40 pm

Granted

I wish for out this world type sex next week please.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:42 pm

pdomino wrote: I wish for out this world type sex next week please.

Granted but it's with your mum.

I wish that I'll still see the girl from work.

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