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thought this was funny

Post by metalboxproducts » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:29 am

My mate just sent me this message. i thought is was quite funny. So here you go.



hey Tim - whats going down ?!? - yeah, funk out shinster !! I'm just hanging out with the HR crew panding my Possum and snoozing on a couple of Dozers !!!!
how are Shackwell and the boys ? cribin out on a niner if I know them !! I saw Gang War and Jim Shucker the other day round Christmas Dave's new gaff ! ! man have those guys put on a few pounds ! they might as well all be wiggin up on a shuv score trap !!! ha ha ! ......you still selling the old backhand nortons under the crime cellar ? hope so, I'm seriously low on cootchie-mummer at the moment - I feel like my f#cking heads gonna turn into a massive flux numerator !!! .....listen, if you see Crusty lloyd on your travels, tell him he still owes me a couple of force-tens for that palm steamer I nicked from Faz's aunts squeeze-shack - he has a habit of forgetting these things....I wouldn't trust him as far as I could rope a couple of lawn chasers !!! ......any-how mate, I've gotta shoot as I'm supposed to be rubbing some pick-wickers in a minute.....stay safe and keep up the larry farms !!!

cheers

Jody Newman

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Post by sonofrave » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:41 am

:? I am i getting old or does none of that make sense!!!

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Post by metalboxproducts » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:53 am

SonOfRave wrote::? I am i getting old or does none of that make sense!!!
I don't think it's surposed to.
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Post by sonofrave » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:57 am

Sorry i thought there was some deep hidden meaning to it!!!
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Post by shonky » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:40 am

Fackin crystal, what's the problem?

Chris Morris fan no doubt, gotta touch of the Barleys

Later you rapist
Hmm....

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Post by metalboxproducts » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:43 am

Shonky wrote:Fackin crystal, what's the problem?

Chris Morris fan no doubt, gotta touch of the Barleys

Later you rapist
Spot on as usual :D:
I know there's some more Morris fans on here. Were are ya?
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Barley

Post by obiwan » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:30 pm

Barleyisms.
"You practically pulled a Polanski."

"Mex-ico!"
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Re: Barley

Post by shonky » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:50 pm

obIwan wrote:Barleyisms.
"You practically pulled a Polanski."

"Mex-ico!"
And the phone with the chainsaw and screaming ringtone

And the mc'ing
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Uh oh

Post by obiwan » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:06 pm

Oh no!!!!
Dubstep basically is an episode of Nathan Barley isn't it. I never realised, and now it's too late. We should change this website's address to trashbat, registered in the Cook islands. :lol: The scenes favourite club is even in Shoreditch, sorry Hosegate. Nooooooooo!! Oh yeah, see you there tonight.
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