Really boring shit

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:57 am

Surely instead of using * you would only get the tables you actually need.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:59 am

i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:59 am

dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......

I bet its sloppy.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:00 am

eLBe wrote:riverting

Fixed.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:03 am

Ashley wrote:Surely instead of using * you would only get the tables you actually need.

I don't understand what you mean there mate?

The data is only extracted from one table, &dwschema..dwc_auth_tran....

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:04 am

dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......

Post it! Post it! Let's make a really unexciting code thread!

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:04 am

Ashley wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......
I bet its sloppy.

how much?! i need some easy money at the mo...

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:10 am

kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......
Post it! Post it! Let's make a really unexciting code thread!

kins on the suicide mission again!?!? hehe

seriously though i think i may get fired if i do...... i wonder if there's a public friendly version i can post - or maybe an example or summat....

it's really really really ugly looking stuff and certainly has its boring moments...... - a simple hello world app requires about 100 lines if written correctly in symbian c++

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:13 am

thank god ddd turned up

this thread was starting to get interesting

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:14 am

dr ddd wrote:
Ashley wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......
I bet its sloppy.

how much?! i need some easy money at the mo...

I bet its sloppier than mine, and I am writing an IRC bot in PHP.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:14 am

dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......
Post it! Post it! Let's make a really unexciting code thread!
kins on the suicide mission again!?!? hehe

think he is just so late on his payments he has given up. There are only so many body parts you can take from a man before he decides to just end it all.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:25 am

eLBe wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......
Post it! Post it! Let's make a really unexciting code thread!
kins on the suicide mission again!?!? hehe

think he is just so late on his payments he has given up. There are only so many body parts you can take from a man before he decides to just end it all.

your point is very valid.... and it appears as though he wishes to take the entire hideout with him...

i may get away with posting a lil ARM assembler sample which is considerably more readable..... for that i probably only have to break a few kneecaps.

mov r2, r0
mov r0,sp
ldr r3,=0xDEADBEEF
new_name
ldr r1,[r2]
cmp r3,r1
addeq r2,r2,#4
beq new_name
mov r0,r2
bx lr

END

Actually - thats quite an interesting bit of code i'll have you know - if anyone can figure out what it does you get a kitkat bar thats missing the biscuit part.....

ashley - FYI: u arent really allowed to be sloppy when you are messing about with memory registers on hardware

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:27 am

dr ddd wrote:
eLBe wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i did consider posting some of my code...but then i realised i would have to kill you all...

i'm still considering it actually.......
Post it! Post it! Let's make a really unexciting code thread!
kins on the suicide mission again!?!? hehe

think he is just so late on his payments he has given up. There are only so many body parts you can take from a man before he decides to just end it all.
your point is very valid.... and it appears as though he wishes to take the entire hideout with him...

i may get away with posting a lil ARM assembler sample which is considerably more readable..... for that i probably only have to break a few kneecaps.

mov r2, r0
mov r0,sp
ldr r3,=0xDEADBEEF
new_name
ldr r1,[r2]
cmp r3,r1
addeq r2,r2,#4
beq new_name
mov r0,r2
bx lr

END

Actually - thats quite an interesting bit of code i'll have you know - if anyone can figure out what it does you get a kitkat bar thats missing the biscuit part.....

ashley - FYI: u arent really allowed to be sloppy when you are messing about with memory registers on hardware

oh well...people are getting 4gb of ram as standard nowdays...its not like Vista was gods gift from microsoft.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:27 am

that was so interesting that i think i jsut had a stroke

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:27 am

does it tell the computer to put whickey in the coffee or leave it out?

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:28 am

eLBe wrote:does it tell the computer to put whickey in the coffee or leave it out?

It tells it to put lime in the coconut.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:29 am

Ashley wrote:
oh well...people are getting 4gb of ram as standard nowdays...its not like Vista was gods gift from microsoft.

not on phones they dont

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:34 am

dr ddd wrote: Actually - thats quite an interesting bit of code i'll have you know - if anyone can figure out what it does you get a kitkat bar thats missing the biscuit part.....

I don't know much bout this sort of thing but Im guessing it is something to do with assembling ARM on a phone?

am I right DDD? do I get the chocky? i'll trade it for my kneecaps being left unbroken.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:37 am

eLBe wrote:
dr ddd wrote: Actually - thats quite an interesting bit of code i'll have you know - if anyone can figure out what it does you get a kitkat bar thats missing the biscuit part.....
I don't know much bout this sort of thing but Im guessing it is something to do with assembling ARM on a phone?

am I right DDD? do I get the chocky? i'll trade it for my kneecaps being left unbroken.

nope.... fail.... cant think what made you think that tbh

NEXT!

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:38 am

dr ddd wrote:
eLBe wrote:
dr ddd wrote: Actually - thats quite an interesting bit of code i'll have you know - if anyone can figure out what it does you get a kitkat bar thats missing the biscuit part.....
I don't know much bout this sort of thing but Im guessing it is something to do with assembling ARM on a phone?

am I right DDD? do I get the chocky? i'll trade it for my kneecaps being left unbroken.
nope.... fail.... cant think what made you think that tbh

NEXT!

Controls memory on a portable device such as but not limited to a mobile phone.

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