Worst Film?

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:39 pm

Shonky wrote:Wasn't Cannibal Holocaust banned in a lot of countries because of the amount of real animals killed in it?

Cannibal Holocaust is one of the most depressing films I have ever seen.

A mate convinced me to watch it because he really bought into the whole revisionist view of 1970's and '80's video nasties being worthy of academic study. He thought it was some kind of 'comment on exploitation films from the 1930s'.

That is bollocks I'm afraid.

It is just a deeply unpleasant film. Scenes of real animal torture are particularly nasty. Do not watch this.

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:43 pm

BETAMAXNOMATES wrote:
boy_arena wrote:JUMPER! went to see it the other day and its the biggest load of crap i have EVER seen!! BOOOOORING!!!
Oh God yes, Jumper is just a complete mess.

Can't believe someone's nominated Superbad though. That's one of the best American comedies in years! 'The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock'. Classic!

jumper was just, the most STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:36 pm

d.three wrote:American Pie Presents: Beta House - 150% crap
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street -140% crap (unless you like musicals)
Harry Potter - 130% crap (unless you're under 14)

...and the list goes on

yes yes and yes...

Watch Taladega nights if your a tnuc and you like cuntish films, also blades of ice, actually bar anchorman and elf, anything will ferrel has done really, the guys a complete waste of skin

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:54 pm

Contakt wrote: Cannibal Holocaust is one of the most depressing films I have ever seen.

A mate convinced me to watch it because he really bought into the whole revisionist view of 1970's and '80's video nasties being worthy of academic study. He thought it was some kind of 'comment on exploitation films from the 1930s'.

That is bollocks I'm afraid.

It is just a deeply unpleasant film. Scenes of real animal torture are particularly nasty. Do not watch this.

^ This

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:57 pm

Is Cannibal Holocaust the film where the director got the cast to go into hiding after the film to make it seems more authentic? Same film with the woman impaled on a spike? Not nice.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:13 pm

Tomity wrote:Is Cannibal Holocaust the film where the director got the cast to go into hiding after the film to make it seems more authentic? Same film with the woman impaled on a spike? Not nice.

From the wikipedia entry

The original controversy surrounding the film's release was the belief that Cannibal Holocaust was an actual snuff film, or that the actors were murdered in order to film their deaths for the movie. The film was confiscated ten days after premiering in Milan and Deodato was arrested. The courts believed not only that the four actors portraying the missing film crew were killed for the camera, but that the actress in the impalement scene was actually skewered in such a manner. To make matters worse for Deodato, the actors had signed contracts with him and the producers ensuring that they would not appear in any type of media, motion pictures or commercials for one year after the film's release, as to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians. Thus, when Deodato claimed that he had not killed the group, questions arose as to why the actors were in no other media if they were alive.

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:17 pm

Shonky wrote:
Tomity wrote:Is Cannibal Holocaust the film where the director got the cast to go into hiding after the film to make it seems more authentic? Same film with the woman impaled on a spike? Not nice.
From the wikipedia entry

The original controversy surrounding the film's release was the belief that Cannibal Holocaust was an actual snuff film, or that the actors were murdered in order to film their deaths for the movie. The film was confiscated ten days after premiering in Milan and Deodato was arrested. The courts believed not only that the four actors portraying the missing film crew were killed for the camera, but that the actress in the impalement scene was actually skewered in such a manner. To make matters worse for Deodato, the actors had signed contracts with him and the producers ensuring that they would not appear in any type of media, motion pictures or commercials for one year after the film's release, as to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians. Thus, when Deodato claimed that he had not killed the group, questions arose as to why the actors were in no other media if they were alive.

Bit nuts like!

Still though quite a decent idea, you know don't let the cast be in the public eye for a year for the realistic factor but if there was a REAL death on the film doubt I'll be watching it any time soon bit to grim for me

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:59 am

i once had the misfortune of watching this

they made a second one as well. i didnt see that

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:43 am

I thought "hancock" was the worst movie i have seen. Fake & cheesy as hell. a tad bit funny
Hancock gets a FAIL

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:46 am

bagelator wrote:i once had the misfortune of watching this

they made a second one as well. i didnt see that

my god the "bank job", the most cringeworthy 2 hours of your life, and he doesnt do ANY stunts, i was watching up to about 1hr15mins with my friend before i had to frisbee it out of the car

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:07 pm

deamonds wrote: i was watching up to about 1hr15mins with my friend before i had to frisbee it out of the car

lol that film deserves such a less glamorous final voyage

stayc · Post by **stayc** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:40 pm

THE ONE I Made in school... We ended up killing someone very badly and our trailer music was.. *sighs* Candy Shop - 50.
"llow it" says it all.
I still have a copy in my room actually

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:43 pm

Contakt wrote:
Mr Hyde wrote:
Tomity wrote:
stanton wrote:
Tomity wrote:The Warriors

TAKE THAT BACK!
Absolutely not. Fucking boring shite.

The Warriors is a wicked film!
Tomity - you will be sad to hear that we can never be friends. Sorry.

Warriors come out to plaaaaaay.....warriors come out to plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

pure comedy.

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:53 pm

THE MIST.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImOP6TS2SyI

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:23 pm

ivysomething wrote:

bill pullman's been on my shit list since 1996.

sort it outttttttt, watch lost highway

whighzeguy · Post by **whighzeguy** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:43 pm

Don't Mess With The Zohan.
Awful!

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:58 pm

I'm not being a tryhard when I say that Miami Vice is one of the worst films I've ever seen.

And I used to really like Michael Mann.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:14 pm

control wrote:amelie

You have to be shitting me.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:14 pm

Frodo wrote:I'm not being a tryhard when I say that Miami Vice is one of the worst films I've ever seen.

And I used to really like Michael Mann.

the acting is more wooden than epping forest..

Tekki · Post by **Tekki** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:05 pm

Iv'e not seen pearl harbour, but I'm assuming it would be in the top 5.

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