Black Acre Competition

DVRSFY · Post by **DVRSFY** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:40 pm

wot do u call cheese that aint yours?

na-cho cheese MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

fireman · Post by **fireman** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:42 pm

two nuns in the bath....

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:47 pm

my friend k.o'd at party after having pissed on the floor.
We coloured half his face in black with a marker and wrote legend down the side of his face.
He proceeded to get up and go into work like that where his boss duly told him to go home.

His name, I swear to God, is Ricky Danceaff.

erra · Post by **erra** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:56 pm

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

djfoster · Post by **djfoster** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:19 pm

do you want a bottle of my grandfather's italian wine?

dj fidelity · Post by **dj fidelity** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:31 pm

Why does a squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its Nuts dry....

DFRNT · Post by **DFRNT** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:10 pm

Who are the coolest people at the hospital??

...The ultrasound people

dz · Post by dz » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:12 pm

this... record.... is.....

TAKING TOO LONG TO GET HERE hhehe.

dj_syte · Post by **dj_syte** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:52 pm

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Who's tnuc was so covered with sores,
That the dogs in the street,
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons in her drawers

slowbro · Post by **slowbro** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:17 pm

Ivar gets a mission of hes strict angry grandfather to buy an egg.
The hunt for an egg creates completely new possibilities…

odessa// · Post by **odessa//** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:30 pm

bigg tunes..

Shift Recordings · Post by **Shift Recordings** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:49 pm

DZ is tranny. I have proof. This isn't an entry for the conest, either. Just facts.

dz · Post by dz » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:02 pm

what he said.

Stupid_Fly_Records · Post by **Stupid_Fly_Records** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:09 pm

hahahaha

winnar

Black Acre · Post by **Black Acre** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 pm

dz wrote:

what he said.

Mate that is just fucking creepy!

www.myspace.com/blackacrerecords

spencertron · Post by **spencertron** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:52 pm

...so i kicked her in the fanny...

...teach her to look at me funny...

bassrael · Post by **bassrael** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:54 pm

cant get enough of that black-acre-neckbreaker stuff

bonn better know

kozee · Post by **kozee** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:34 am

diversify wrote:wot do u call cheese that aint yours?

na-cho cheese MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

U win!

kay · Post by **kay** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:13 pm

I haven't got anything funny to say, but watching glottis5's gifs while listening to Burial's Raver (just happened to come on) is hilarious, especially the middle one.

glottis5 wrote:What did the dubstep DJ buy at the grocery store?

Coki cola, ice Skream and a Loefah bread!

Black Acre · Post by **Black Acre** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:04 pm

Whatever happened to the lego Stephen Hawkins?

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