I need to get to Oz, and quick

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:10 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 589382.stm

An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".

The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:12 pm

deamonds wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 589382.stm

An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".

The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.

Ha ha nice one for all you aussie men

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:21 pm

apparently not as theyve all fucked off?? to the middle east apparently..or to travel & work, ironic how a lot of people i know have gone there to do the same thing..

sirmitchie · Post by **sirmitchie** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:00 pm

Wow
They'd need to learn londonish though
Cant deal with that accent for too long =\

fooishbar · Post by **fooishbar** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:25 pm

<- aussie dude

don't believe the hype.

also it's fucking hot there.

ag3nt[]0rang3 · Post by **ag3nt[]0rang3** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:39 pm

<< also aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:36 am

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:<< also aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.

yeah single people are stnuc hey Hugh.........

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:38 am

fooishbar wrote:<- aussie dude

don't believe the hype.

also it's fucking hot there.

at least we have actual days and nights

what are you scared of the equator? go to bed daylight boy.

fooishbar · Post by **fooishbar** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:26 am

fliPPo wrote:
fooishbar wrote:<- aussie dude

don't believe the hype.

also it's fucking hot there.
at least we have actual days and nights

what are you scared of the equator? go to bed daylight boy.

jealousy is such an ugly emotion, flips.

(and so's your face.)

(OOOOH.)

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:30 am

lol if the lasses there are anything like sarah in big brother.

Not suprised :baby:

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:31 pm

"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:38 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!!

Nice one!

FSTZ1 · Post by **FSTZ1** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:42 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!!

dammit!!

stole my joke!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:43 pm

FSTZ wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!!

dammit!!

stole my joke!

Hey, but you invented the brocko, and popularized the term sausage garnish.
You win.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:48 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.

True. All the gays have gone overseas and left us ugly guys and Flippo here. He'd get so many chicks if he ever went out of his bedroom.

jred · Post by **jred** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:26 pm

ive started carving my canoe.

ag3nt[]0rang3 · Post by **ag3nt[]0rang3** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:34 am

fliPPo wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:<< also aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.
yeah single people are stnuc hey Hugh.........

i mean all the chicks are horrible horrible people.

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:45 am

lulz

there sure is some fine crumpet down here

dunno if there is some obvious man-drought tho... heaps of cock head guys around getting no poon and starting fights still... tis no utopia down here i swear..

*hides horde of 18 gorgeous wives behind giant bicepts*

3rdeye · Post by **3rdeye** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:07 am

tempest wrote:lulz

there sure is some fine crumpet down here

some of the finest in the world imo, but yeah, don't believe the hype, if there's 100,000 excess ladies hiding out somewhere they're certainly not in Byron Bay

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:55 am

omgosh the amount of stunners around byron in the holidays.... baaaaahhh its crazy !

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