The Being Single Appreciation Thread

shane · Post by **shane** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:20 pm

when i'm single i want a girlfriend.

when i've got a girlfriend i want to be single and get random hoes.

its a constant struggle.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:27 pm

shane wrote:when i'm single i want a girlfriend.

when i've got a girlfriend i want to be single and get random hoes.

its a constant struggle.

the grass is alway greener, or should that be the cootchie is always cleaner?

phobang · Post by **phobang** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:44 pm

felixGash wrote:Yeah, that's right, I appreciate being single, so in your face non-single people.

Benefits include lots of random sex, not worrying about buying anybody anything for Valentines, and more.*

*Sometimes sex isn't as plentiful or random as we'd like, and one oft finds themselves too broke to buy themSELVES anything, let alone an obligatory Valentines gift. Regardless, being single still rocks and you're all fucking jealous.

In all fairness, that sounds like you got married. Single and married are a lot alike. One wife is the Tax Man, the other wife has a vaginal opening that you won't see but once a year when it sucks the only thing that you have worth a damn into a gaping void, never to be seen again.

Guess which is the wife.

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:30 am

you said they're both wives.

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:55 am

metaphorical fail

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:10 am

nesslei wrote:
felixGash wrote:
nesslei wrote:
felixGash wrote:

felixGash wrote:Ness. We're clearly very compatible.

I say we get hitched.

What say you?
only if you let me wear a wedding dress that just covers my nipples, k?
DEAL!

So, when shall we has the wedding?

Who's your Ninja of honour? I think I know who I want to be my Best Ninja.. not 100% tho..
i think we should have it on xmas day and rename xmas 'the holy day of gashness'.

as for ninja of honour... hmm. can i just have a dolphin?

I'll be at the reception.

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:43 am

being single sucks after a long while tbh.

w/e who cares?

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:07 am

phobang wrote:
felixGash wrote:Yeah, that's right, I appreciate being single, so in your face non-single people.

Benefits include lots of random sex, not worrying about buying anybody anything for Valentines, and more.*

*Sometimes sex isn't as plentiful or random as we'd like, and one oft finds themselves too broke to buy themSELVES anything, let alone an obligatory Valentines gift. Regardless, being single still rocks and you're all fucking jealous.

In all fairness, that sounds like you got married. Single and married are a lot alike. One wife is the Tax Man, the other wife has a vaginal opening that you won't see but once a year when it sucks the only thing that you have worth a damn into a gaping void, never to be seen again.

Guess which is the wife.

umm the one with the vagina who isn't the tax man?

unless you are married to the tax man.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:06 pm

BUMP DAT ISH

yeah ya heard me.

manray · Post by **manray** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:35 pm

I think you can find a balance between both worlds with the right person.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:59 am

manray wrote:I think you can find a balance between both worlds with the right person.

THIS X INFINITY!! (in theory)

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:05 am

distance =

i dont wanna be single no mo. but hes so far away.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:43 am

manray wrote:I think you can find a balance between both worlds with the right person.

this for sure

i would rather be single anyday, than in a less than ideal relationship for the sake of it, however tough/lonely/etc it may get at the odd points; but there's nothing in the world better than being all the person you can be and sharing that with the right person

This means i basically oscillate between militant singledom for years, until someone worth the effort hits me in the face with an emotional baseball bat when i least expect it and i wake up to find myself in a longterm relationship...

yeah i'm pretty dense about it, but i wouldnt have it any other way though

@evil girl

distance does suck, but if they're worth it

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:05 pm

dr ddd wrote:
manray wrote:I think you can find a balance between both worlds with the right person.
i basically oscillate between militant singledom for years, until someone worth the effort hits me in the face with an emotional baseball bat

haha, couldn't have said it better myself!!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:42 pm

shane wrote:i want to get random hoes.

its a constant struggle.

This is basically me most of the time.
It takes somebody special for me to drop the boner mindset.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:19 pm

DJelements wrote: It takes somebody with a mind to get the special boner.

Yup.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:21 pm

Echo Wanderer wrote:
DJelements wrote: It takes somebody with a mind to get the special boner.
Yup.

That too.

somejerk · Post by **somejerk** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:56 pm

enjoying it.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:40 am

MEGAlulz at me seeing this thread and thinking "err, what a douchebag kind of thread to make"..

..then realising it was me who started it.

ahahahahah. EPIC fayle.

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:29 pm

Jazzamataz wrote: Better yet, try and get a girl to buy YOU a drink.

THIS.
If it gets to the point where she buys you a drink then you could probably just start taking your trousers of there and then.

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