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elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:43 pm

kins83 wrote:
I wish that I'll still see the girl from work.

granted but only in your dreams

I wish I had less work to do

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:44 pm

kins83 wrote:
pdomino wrote: I wish for out this world type sex next week please.
Granted but it's with your mum.

I wish that I'll still see the girl from work.

Granted but you see her peeing into her shoes and then smellin them after..

LOL TOO SLOW!!!

Granted you have less work to do and more chores!

I wish I had eggs right now

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:47 pm

granted but they're your own and you didn't put a tampon in today

I wish I wasn't so gross

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:47 pm

Granted, but now your nickname is walter the softy.

I wish for a bit of sun

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:49 pm

granted, but its the UV bit and you get skin cancer all over.

I wish you were quicker with corruptions and didn't steal mine

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:59 pm

Granted, but now you are too quick and constantly corrupting your own wishes...

I wish I knew why Kins hated me so much

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:01 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but now you are too quick and constantly corrupting your own wishes...

I wish I knew why Kins hated me so much

I can't grant that because I don't.

I wish Kid wasn't such a pussy

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:08 pm

Granted, Im not.

I wish I was off work.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:08 pm

granted now he is a dick and you hate him so have to go back and re-edit you last post on this thread, which means I have to re-edit this post, which means you no longer have to re-edit your post...think you get the idea

I wish it was home time

edit damn too slow.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:15 pm

eLBe wrote:granted now he is a dick and you hate him so have to go back and re-edit you last post on this thread, which means I have to re-edit this post, which means you no longer have to re-edit your post...think you get the idea

I wish it was home time

edit damn too slow.

Granted, but home is with Ash and Buffalo.

I wish I could see my girl.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:20 pm

DJelements wrote:
eLBe wrote:granted now he is a dick and you hate him so have to go back and re-edit you last post on this thread, which means I have to re-edit this post, which means you no longer have to re-edit your post...think you get the idea

I wish it was home time

edit damn too slow.
Granted, but home is with Ash and Buffalo.

I wish I could see my girl.

Granted, you are your girls girl

I wish I wasn't constipated

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:29 pm

Ashley wrote:
DJelements wrote:
eLBe wrote:granted now he is a dick and you hate him so have to go back and re-edit you last post on this thread, which means I have to re-edit this post, which means you no longer have to re-edit your post...think you get the idea

I wish it was home time

edit damn too slow.
Granted, but home is with Ash and Buffalo.

I wish I could see my girl.
Granted, you are your girls girl

I wish I wasn't constipated

Granted but now not only do you have the runs, you leak it

I wish I had a million dollars and a poochie

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:33 pm

granted, but your dog eats all your money.

I wish my bed made itself.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:34 pm

Granted but it makes itself a grilled cheese sandwich and eats it in bed, leaving all the crumbs

I wish I could get paid to play video games

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:36 pm

bellybelle wrote:Granted but it makes itself a grilled cheese sandwich and eats it in bed, leaving all the crumbs

I wish I could get paid to play video games

Granted, but you develop square eyes and can't blink properly.

I wish my cat didnt run away when I stroke it

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:37 pm

Ashley wrote:
bellybelle wrote:Granted but it makes itself a grilled cheese sandwich and eats it in bed, leaving all the crumbs

I wish I could get paid to play video games
Granted, but you develop square eyes and can't blink properly.

I wish my cat didnt run away when I stroke it

Granted but now your penis does

I wish I had a flying unicorn that poos glitter

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:45 pm

bellybelle wrote:
Ashley wrote:
bellybelle wrote:Granted but it makes itself a grilled cheese sandwich and eats it in bed, leaving all the crumbs

I wish I could get paid to play video games
Granted, but you develop square eyes and can't blink properly.

I wish my cat didnt run away when I stroke it
Granted but now your penis does

I wish I had a flying unicorn that poos glitter

granted but the glitter gets stuck in your eyes...and we all know how much it sucks to get glitter in your eyes...

i wish i had a milky way chocolate bar.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:05 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
Ashley wrote:
bellybelle wrote:Granted but it makes itself a grilled cheese sandwich and eats it in bed, leaving all the crumbs

I wish I could get paid to play video games
Granted, but you develop square eyes and can't blink properly.

I wish my cat didnt run away when I stroke it
Granted but now your penis does

I wish I had a flying unicorn that poos glitter
granted but the glitter gets stuck in your eyes...and we all know how much it sucks to get glitter in your eyes...

i wish i had a milky way chocolate bar.

Granted but I ate it NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

I wish my internet wouldnt lag when playing cod4

daisydukes · Post by **daisydukes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:41 pm

granted, but your computer is running so fast you cant catch it

i wish i had started my dissertation today

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:45 pm

daisydukes wrote:granted, but your computer is running so fast you cant catch it

i wish i had started my dissertation today

Granted but you have to write it with your own blood.

I wish I could jump 10mins into the future and go home.

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