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daisydukes · Post by **daisydukes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:01 pm

granted but because of your time travelling the whole universe has changed and your home is now completely upside down and in side out

i wish my house mates would come home and entertain me

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:19 pm

daisydukes wrote:granted but because of your time travelling the whole universe has changed and your home is now completely upside down and in side out

i wish my house mates would come home and entertain me

granted, but its gang rape and your the victim

i wish I finished all my work today

wurge · Post by **wurge** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:28 pm

granted, but you have twice as much to do tommorrow

I wish i could juggle 7 balls

daisydukes · Post by **daisydukes** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:09 pm

granted but its with 7 tiiiiiny arms

i wish i can get to morrisons before it closes

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:19 pm

daisydukes wrote:granted but its with 7 tiiiiiny arms

i wish i can get to morrisons before it closes

granted, but you can't make it out again before it closes...forever mwhaahahahahahahaaaaa.

I wish I could do a really good evil laugh

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:32 pm

eLBe wrote:
daisydukes wrote:granted but its with 7 tiiiiiny arms

i wish i can get to morrisons before it closes
granted, but you can't make it out again before it closes...forever mwhaahahahahahahaaaaa.

I wish I could do a really good evil laugh

Granted every time you do, you pee a lil

I wish I had a smoked gouda sandwich...mmmmm....

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:35 pm

bellybelle wrote: I wish I had a smoked gouda sandwich...mmmmm....

Granted, but the dog shit offsets the gouda flavour too much.
I wish I had some wings.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:18 pm

granted, they're sanitary towel wings.

I wish I could stay up all night and not feel tiered in the mornings.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:39 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, they're sanitary towel wings.

I wish I could stay up all night and not feel tiered in the mornings.

granted...but you are now an insomniac and you go insane because you are delusional...

i wish i could make a trip to the UK this weekend

waefah · Post by **waefah** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:55 pm

granted but your plane is forced to return to greece because gatwick is flooded.

I wish youngsta would talk on the mic!

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:16 pm

Waefah wrote:granted but your plane is forced to return to greece because gatwick is flooded.

I wish youngsta would talk on the mic!

granted but he cusses your mum infront of everyone

i wish my tooth didnt hurt

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:29 pm

granted because now you have no teeth, all you got is gums and so all the kids around your home start calling you gummy bear and you get really embarrassed so much so that you wont leave your home no more, but eventually you run out of things to eat and the lights and water is turned off an you sit in the cold starving hungry rocking backwards and forwards chattering your tee...on no they're gone, chattering you gums wich sounds really horrible.

I wish my nose would stop running.

waefah · Post by **waefah** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:48 pm

eLBe wrote:I wish my nose would stop running.

granted but you are now forced to pick congealed snot and bogeys from the back of your throat til the end of eternity

I wish i had furniture

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:49 pm

Granted but there is a massive hole in each seat so your arse falls through.

Wish my throat wasnt sore anymore.

waefah · Post by **waefah** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:04 pm

gwa wrote:Wish my throat wasnt sore anymore.

Granted but now your captors resume deep throating you til it's sore again

After being awake constantly for four days I wish I could fall asleep

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:12 am

granted but you won't wake up untill the beginning of world war 3

i wish the girl i'm falling for had a crush on me aswell

shane · Post by **shane** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:17 am

granted but it turns out she's a dude.

i wish i never had to go to work again.

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:21 am

granted,
but that's only because you're unable to leave the house weighting 483 kilos and not fitting trough your door.

i wish i could turn back the hands of time

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:48 am

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted,
but that's only because you're unable to leave the house weighting 483 kilos and not fitting trough your door.

i wish i could turn back the hands of time

granted but they bitch slap you

i wish I didnt have a habit of chewing on my cables

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:42 pm

granted, you now have the habbit of chewing on donkey cock

I wish I was payed more

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