Black Market Babies...

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:36 am

would it be soooo bad if i had a friend impregnate me...*with the hopes of having a blond haired, blue eyed baby*...and after giving birth, in a bathroom of course...taking the baby and selling it on the black market...

i could probly make enough money to pay off most if not all my student loans...

hmmm...

discuss...

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:43 am

triky · Post by **triky** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:46 am

probably you could go to jail. but surrogate mums are legal in some countries (you just not allowed to do it for money)... not too sure about black markets though. wouldnt be so cool if your baby ended up on some sexual trade market.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:54 am

Hiter is currently buying all blonde haired and blue eyed babies.

The market is flooded with asians though.

Would be so funny if you did it and ended up with GINGER TWINS LOL. Just wrap them in a blanket and stick them in a box behind a supermarket.

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:08 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:would it be soooo bad if i had a friend impregnate me...

Nope. Go ahead and er, enjoy!

...with the hopes of having a blond haired, blue eyed baby...

Unless you are both blonde haired and blue eyed then there is not much hope. Once the child is born go at it with the peroxide and a blue pen.

and after giving birth, in a bathroom of course...taking the baby and selling it on the black market...

This is where it gets tricky. Babies are pretty cheap. Full blown adults cost a fair penny but I could get you a barrel full of babies for the price of a car. Not even a good car at that. You'll be better off giving birth to triplets and going with a 3 for 2 offer...

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:17 pm

Ashley wrote:Hiter is currently buying all blonde haired and blue eyed babies.

The market is flooded with asians though.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:20 pm

datura wrote:
Ashley wrote:Hiter is currently buying all blonde haired and blue eyed babies.

The market is flooded with asians though.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:34 pm

Ashley wrote:
datura wrote:
Ashley wrote:Hiter is currently buying all blonde haired and blue eyed babies.

The market is flooded with asians though.

ashley i think its you who should be obeying that mans instructions tbh

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:37 pm

dubluke wrote:
Ashley wrote:
datura wrote:
Ashley wrote:Hiter is currently buying all blonde haired and blue eyed babies.

The market is flooded with asians though.

ashley i think its me who should be obeying that mans instructions tbh

orly? whys that? because I stated some facts about the population density of Asia and also quoted Hitler?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:39 pm

no just your general attitude towards people, and your increasingly offensive jokes, across the whole forum, "stop being a tnuc" seemed to be the perfect mantra for you to start following.

/bitch over

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:43 pm

Sure. Nothing wrong with having a baby for...well, a laugh. Plus, if the ole' shopping budget is running a bit low, you can always pop lil' Joey on top of acream-cracker, add a bit of cucumber, and there you go.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:47 pm

dubluke wrote:no just your general attitude towards people, and your increasingly offensive jokes, across the whole forum, "stop being a tnuc" seemed to be the perfect mantra for you to start following.

/bitch over

Maybe you should go read a book titled "The Doll House" which is about maids hand-picked for the Aryan race and glad to do the deeds of the 3rd Reich - also learn a bit of Geography while you are at it and maybe look up some stuff on overpopulation in China and India.

My post was factual, you got sand in your vagina because Datura was being a tnuc.

If you think my post was stupid, then I am sorry - you are in a thread about selling babies on the black market as the title specifically states. Pot calling the kettle black.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:48 pm

They fetch up to about 50G for a white one in america right?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:49 pm

Ashley wrote:
dubluke wrote:no just your general attitude towards people, and your increasingly offensive jokes, across the whole forum, "stop being a tnuc" seemed to be the perfect mantra for you to start following.

/bitch over
Maybe you should go read a book titled "The Doll House" which is about maids hand-picked for the Aryan race and glad to do the deeds of the 3rd Reich - also learn a bit of Geography while you are at it and maybe look up some stuff on overpopulation in China and India.

My post was factual, you got sand in your vagina because Datura was being a tnuc.

If you think my post was stupid, then I am sorry - you are in a thread about selling babies on the black market as the title specifically states. Pot calling the kettle black.

ashley its not even about this particular post tbh, its just that you are the LAST person on this forum in a position to be telling other people they are stnuc/not to be stnuc

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:50 pm

Ashley wrote:
Pot calling the kettle black.

Do you actually understand what this means?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:51 pm

kins83 wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Pot calling the kettle black.
Do you actually understand what this means?

That pots can talk???? YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:51 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
kins83 wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Pot calling the kettle black.
Do you actually understand what this means?
That pots can talk???? YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME.

haha

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:52 pm

Not a baby ... but this thread reminds me of the Maddie McCann stuff.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:53 pm

dubluke wrote:
Ashley wrote:
dubluke wrote:no just your general attitude towards people, and your increasingly offensive jokes, across the whole forum, "stop being a tnuc" seemed to be the perfect mantra for you to start following.

/bitch over
Maybe you should go read a book titled "The Doll House" which is about maids hand-picked for the Aryan race and glad to do the deeds of the 3rd Reich - also learn a bit of Geography while you are at it and maybe look up some stuff on overpopulation in China and India.

My post was factual, you got sand in your vagina because Datura was being a tnuc.

If you think my post was stupid, then I am sorry - you are in a thread about selling babies on the black market as the title specifically states. Pot calling the kettle black.
ashley its not even about this particular post tbh, its just that you are the LAST person on this forum in a position to be telling other people they are stnuc/not to be stnuc

Datura is being cuntish as he always targets my posts with tumbleweeds or

even though alot of people had opposite views and found it quite funny.

He is being oppositional because he is holding a grudge. Its his problem, don't get involved.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:53 pm

pdomino wrote:Not a baby ... but this thread reminds me of the Maddie McCann stuff.

Whats pink with cobwebs? Yeh that joke made me laugh aswell, cant remember who told it though.

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