If You Were An MD of A Company...

[Dead Rats]

4 - Anyone who brings cake to work on their own birthday will be forced to eat the whole lot single handed whilst being pelted with staplers, hole punches and fax machines.

Lol... this.

And people who bring food to work to share and basically beg friend the whole office cause no-one talks to them.

I got my mother's friend to bake mine. No time wasted. No ingredients used.

Apart from that time when you laced it with ANTHRAX so you could finally get that DREAM JOB of TOILET CLEANER. YOU FIEND.

[ashley]

4 - Anyone who brings cake to work on their own birthday will be forced to eat the whole lot single handed whilst being pelted with staplers, hole punches and fax machines.

Lol... this.

And people who bring food to work to share and basically beg friend the whole office cause no-one talks to them.

I got my mother's friend to bake mine. No time wasted. No ingredients used.

Apart from that time when you laced it with ANTHRAX so you could finally get that DREAM JOB of TOILET CLEANER. YOU FIEND.

Sorry got promoted from that ages ago, I get to hoover the lifts now.

[Dead Rats]

Lifts have carpet!?

[ashley]

Lifts have carpet!?

Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?

[von]

4 - Anyone who brings cake to work on their own birthday will be forced to eat the whole lot single handed whilst being pelted with staplers, hole punches and fax machines.

Lol... this.

lmfao >>>>>>

[Dead Rats]

Lifts have carpet!?

Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?

Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!

[ashley]

Lifts have carpet!?

Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?

Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!

Since when did you start working at a Zoo and not an Office?

Thats such an off-off-topic fail

[Dead Rats]

Lifts have carpet!?

Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?

Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!

Since when did you start working at a Zoo and not an Office?

Thats such an off-off-topic fail

A zoo? I work in a restaurant, mate.

[ashley]

Lifts have carpet!?

Yeh, you need to move up in the world, still cleaning the windows then I take it?

Haven't you heard? I get to clean out all the rhino shit, now!

Since when did you start working at a Zoo and not an Office?

Thats such an off-off-topic fail

A zoo? I work in a restaurant, mate.

SMH...wheres the rhino shit come from then?

[Dead Rats]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COCKNEY???

It's not actually Rhino shit...it's, er, cockney slang for....Pasta Bowls.

[ashley]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COCKNEY???

It's not actually Rhino shit...it's, er, cockney slang for....Pasta Bowls.

[Dead Rats]

pe...wh...w-....i duno lol

[ashley]

pe...wh...w-....i duno lol

Here, ill help you get up your post count.

[Dead Rats]

Thanks, man. I'll be appreciated on this forum in no time!

[ashley]

If I was MD I would ensure that every SNH member got sacked.

[megascope]

considering i just ate a tab im thinking...
- Acid trip fridays.

[POND LIFE]

if i were MD my first action would be to put MD (geddit) in the watercoolers, thus increasing workplace morale.

took the words out of my mouth