If You Had a Time Machine...

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:47 am

Materialistically, time travel is pretty much impossible!
But i'd probarly go back with my computer!
Make many heavy tunes, and dominate the 90's!

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:49 am

id go back to earlier when it wasnt 0550

misk · Post by **misk** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:24 am

i've thought about going back in time with a pair of rollerblades, into the 80s. I'd make a killing

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:37 am

Misk wrote:i've thought about going back in time with a pair of rollerblades, into the 80s. I'd make a killing

ive also thought of going back in time in a tracky, back to the tudors, pullin gout iphones 7 all sorts of shit, that would fuck them up, would probably change the state of time.....

.....lets not get into an argument over whether it will or not though eh!

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:21 am

i'd go back and cotch with Pinochet, and MERK THE FUCKER, LEICESTERSHIRE STYLE.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:39 am

eLBe wrote:
gwa wrote:Moses was so much better than Jesus
yeah but he didn't spawn a whole new religious following, one that has had such a heavy impact on the state of the world today.

He saved the Jews by leading them out of Egypt, founded Israel and received the Ten Commandments from G-man. So he kinda did, especially seeing as Jesus, who came 1200 years or so after Moses was a Jew from Israel. Him be super important for all three patriarchal fascistic monotheisms.

He looks pretty hench too, man would spark you out in a minute, believe.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:53 am

dubluke wrote:i wouldn't mind jamming with lenin, whether or not you agree with his ideology, he was a real intelligent guy and i'd be quite interested to hear him talk about various things...

OH DEAR GOD!

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:40 am

+2
good post! you got me thinking. i can't even think. lol

slim · Post by **slim** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:38 pm

dubluke wrote:i wouldn't mind jamming with lenin, whether or not you agree with his ideology, he was a real intelligent guy and i'd be quite interested to hear him talk about various things...

Definitely this, interesting guy, could show him around whitechapel and see how much it's changed since he lived there, although i might be inclined to twat him round the head for several things, would be interesting to get Karl Marx back to have a look at the present day economic and political climate, also to see how much he agreed with Vlad on things.

Aside from that, Frida Kahlo, pre-monobrow.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:10 pm

I would kidnap dubluke and dubloke and take them into the past/future and put them in a room and then put the past/future dubluke and dubloke into the same room and watch them get confused with each others names.

Fuck im confused already..

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:15 pm

Whilst your there, would you go to the day dubluke added the avatar of him with a jamba and make him never post it. The forum would be so different...

djake · Post by **djake** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:17 pm

the first human ever to live on earth, just so i can see what he wanted humans to do with the world.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:21 pm

What about if you knocked the fuck out of the surgeon who operated on Michael Jackson...he might still be black.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:07 pm

He turned white because of the pigment in his skin, not due to surgery doofuzzz

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:20 pm

gwa wrote:He turned white because of the pigment in his skin, not due to surgery doofuzzz

I doubt his body went white 100%...usually its parts of the body - best way to explain it is if someone used a teabag to get a sun tan.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:26 pm

Send him an email

michaeljackson@thriller.com

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:15 am

Thanks Kinsman.
It's a toughie.
Y think about
lots of stuff.
To actually be back at another point in time
with the ability to interact
with those living at the time
in yr current mindset and conditioning.
Would mean having actions influenced
by something outside time.

Who would I want to meet outside of time?
Someone that I've imagined?

Pretty obvious though...
with Senator Obama as he forthrightly expresses his opinions.
No, wait, that's a hope for the future.
In the past
I'd like for him to explain his hows.

zoso · Post by **zoso** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:26 am

Stalin so we could date

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:01 am

Take him down a dark alley
I'll grab him and truss him up.
Drive him to a remote farm
near the Porongorups.
That's when we'll see what he's about.
If we decide that he's a homicidal maniac
and unreprogrammable,
we'll have a decision to make.
Hopefully our intercession will save
millions from starvation
and thousands from execution.

Or you could go somewhere nice.
But make sure he pays.

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