If You Had a Time Machine...

slothrop · Post by **slothrop** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:03 pm

I'd go back in time and talk to some Ladbrokes employees...

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:07 pm

Slothrop wrote:I'd go back in time and talk to some Ladbrokes employees...

Or enter the correct Euromillions numbers and with £100million?

slim · Post by **slim** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:42 pm

Zoso wrote:Stalin so we could date

Man probably had syphilis so bring some antibiotics. For you. Not him. That fucker lived long enough.

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:44 pm

hunter s thompson or sylvester james. or maybe both at the same time. that would be a fucking hoot.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:39 pm

Having had time to think about this unblunted:

To stroll down Ashbury in San Fran in 65/66
and chat with peebs in free-stores,
the adventurers drifting in from all over the States,
listening to the politics and utopian ideals...
uninhibitedly sharing some free love,
keeping it simple with rice/beans and smoothies
meet Owlsley and watch Pigpen drive the Dead.

before the smack, STDs and psychosis hit.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:44 pm

upreal · Post by **upreal** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:27 pm

I'd acutally go see what Earth looked like millions and millions of years ago. massive dino business, innit.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:21 am

THinkin' again (this thread intrigues me)

I'd like to go back to

HERE
which's already gone but
t'was nice typing in the warm sun.

Or maybe

HERE
when it was nice thinking about typing in the warm sun.

Or

vision · Post by **vision** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:35 am

i think i would be more fun to stop time.

think if you what you could do like......

if som1 got up to go to the toliet, just as there about to pee you could put them at the door agen then agen then agen.... till thay piss there pants.

or find a big building with lost of stairs n when som1 has climed up put them back down.

or stop time have a shit over som1's head. start time.

or rob lots of stuff

or go to a school and strip all the teachers in the middle of an asembley.

is it sad that i have spent alot of time thinking about this?

sorry about spelling i havent been to bed yet and cba.

azair · Post by **azair** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:04 am

That would probably be Jesus, Ibn al-Nafis or Leonardo Da Vinci.

~ Azair

triky · Post by **triky** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:31 am

upreal wrote:I'd acutally go see what Earth looked like millions and millions of years ago. massive dino business, innit.

totally this. i'd go back in time before humans, and stay there, cotching with nature and getting sum peace and quite from modern day chaos.

alternatively, i'd like to speak with jesus and leonardo da vinci. preferably at the same time. i reckon we would have an interesting conversation.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:46 am

triky wrote:
upreal wrote:I'd acutally go see what Earth looked like millions and millions of years ago. massive dino business, innit.
totally this. i'd go back in time before humans, and stay there, cotching with nature and getting sum peace and quite from modern day chaos.

alternatively, i'd like to speak with jesus and leonardo da vinci. preferably at the same time. i reckon we would have an interesting conversation.

Yeh, how you will overcome the language barrier will amaze me.

Even though the Bible is available in English doesn't mean they spoke it

triky · Post by **triky** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:18 am

well, if i had a time-machine, i reckon i would also have a simlutaneous translating machine as well..

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:16 am

triky wrote:well, if i had a time-machine, i reckon i would also have a simlutaneous orgasm machine as well..

What a fuckn great idea Tricks.
Jump in the machine while yr having yours
and go back to when they're having theirs.

*went back in time to edit this*

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:21 am

id go back like 7 hours and undo the fucked up thing i did....

i feel soooo guilty....im hoping ill be forgiven

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:53 am

Yu is forgiven by Satan, Evil One.
Now go and get forgiven by someone who counts.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:10 am

Shakespeare. I'd love to know if he actually penned his collective works, or if he stole/commissioned them. I'd like to also know if the gay rumor was true.

Aristotle and Socrates afterwards, and possibly Dante. I'd love to know the the day-to-day thoughts of the greatest philosophical minds the world has ever known.

teir · Post by **teir** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:43 pm

I'd go back and meet Harry J. Anslinger Director of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics - 1930 – who said..
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
i'd go spark him so hard in the face, he basically made cannabis illegal.

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:25 am

id kick my own ass over and over again.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:02 am

missbrass wrote:id lick my own ass over and over again.

I may go back to watch that.
(only becos of the flexibility involved you understand Missy)

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