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Post by dj leeno » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:58 pm

Stiff tongue in ahole

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Post by neka » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:30 pm

sonar wrote:
Teir wrote:
sup mate! did i meet you last night? i got v.v.drunk safteys
yeah i sat with you for quite a while, yaah nice cheap drinkies!
no show at subheavy?

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Post by diss04 » Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:54 pm

sonar wrote:fucking hell that link is so funny.

"Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a cigarette. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss."

yo teir!
innit, i dont get why people hate on vice - they funny, man.
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Post by retinoise » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:01 pm

Advice? No advice.

Just stick yer tongue innit and say cunnilingus overnover. That's why they call it that. It's onomatipea sex or someshit.

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Post by diss04 » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:02 pm

Retinoise wrote:Advice? No advice.

Just stick yer tongue innit and say cunnilingus overnover. That's why they call it that. It's onomatipea sex or someshit.
to be fair, that is actually advice.
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Post by slothrop » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:26 pm

Teir wrote:deamonds what with the new avatar, is that the girl your going down on ey?
if so, well done mate, she's got a nice body lol
Same question to you, is that the pussy you're licking out?

if so, ew.

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Post by retinoise » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:34 pm

Diss04 wrote:
Retinoise wrote:Advice? No advice.

Just stick yer tongue innit and say cunnilingus overnover. That's why they call it that. It's onomatipea sex or someshit.
to be fair, that is actually advice.
To be fair...

.. touché.

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Post by kamala » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:42 pm


:o
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Post by felixgash » Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:25 pm

DJ Leeno wrote:Stiff tongue in ahole
lol.. trust you lee!

But yeah. Some girls like their bums.. erm.. played with.

..try it.
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Post by sonar » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:03 pm

neka wrote:
sonar wrote:
Teir wrote:
sup mate! did i meet you last night? i got v.v.drunk safteys
yeah i sat with you for quite a while, yaah nice cheap drinkies!
no show at subheavy?
kane?

yeah man, non of my mates wanted to go. should have just headed on down anyway but i had a bit of a crap day and didnt fancy it alone. everyone i spoke to said it was awesome though.

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Post by .rudetone. » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:17 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:
deamonds wrote:alright then, anyone lick arsehole?, i dont...
quote off the century
:lol:

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Post by teir » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:41 am

Slothrop wrote:
Teir wrote:deamonds what with the new avatar, is that the girl your going down on ey?
if so, well done mate, she's got a nice body lol
Same question to you, is that the pussy you're licking out?

if so, ew.
i'd tap that.
neka wrote:
sonar wrote:
Teir wrote:
sup mate! did i meet you last night? i got v.v.drunk safteys
yeah i sat with you for quite a while, yaah nice cheap drinkies!
no show at subheavy?
i know mate it's a school boy error! :o
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Post by shane » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:46 am

Diss04 wrote:
Retinoise wrote:Advice? No advice.

Just stick yer tongue innit and say cunnilingus overnover. That's why they call it that. It's onomatipea sex or someshit.
to be fair, that is actually advice.
hahaha

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Post by shadow.system » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:57 am

DJ Leeno wrote:Stiff tongue in ahole
Thread complete. End of.

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Post by nesslei » Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:15 am

erm, i'm reluctantly posting in this thread, and only to say... learn to spell the word first deamz, then work on your technique. :|
i'm takin this show on the road.

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Post by diss04 » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:29 pm

nesslei wrote:erm, i'm reluctantly posting in this thread, and only to say... learn to spell the word first deamz, then work on your technique. :|
there always one asshole...

(double meanings ftw)
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