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Post by LEQ » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:08 pm

powerpill wrote:
LEQ wrote:What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.
epic fail
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Post by skawe » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:47 pm

3 vampires in a bar, one says to the other 2 "ill have a bloody mary, what do you guys want?"

one says "ill have blood on the rocks please" and the other says "ill have a warm water"

they say "hang on a minute, arent you spose to be drinking blood?"

he pulls out a tampon... "yes, im making tea" :twisted:
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Post by jackieboi » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:27 pm

2 dyslexics in a room. One turns and says to the other:

<sniffs>"Can you smell gas"

The other one replies

"You fucking joking? I cant even smell my own name"
Just another number in the chuckle demographic

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Post by elbe » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:54 pm

eLBe wrote:
Teir wrote:
eLBe wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:
luminarsi wrote:why does snoop dog use an umbrella?

fo drizzle
why did snoop go to B n Q?


fo chizzle
Why does snoop dogg like sausages

fo sizzle
why does snoop dogg use conditioner?





fo frizzle
What is snoop dogs favourite art medium?

sculpture...fo chizzle.
Why does snoop dogg smoke rollies?

fo rizzle (r)


what does snoop dog feed his dogs?

fo kibbles

where does snoop dog shop

fo Lidles

ok that was stretching it a bit

BUT...

Why does snoop dog use conditioner?












FO FRIZZLE

ok that was stretching it a bit
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Post by teir » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:34 pm

Teir wrote:
why does snoop dogg use conditioner?

fo frizzle
eLBe wrote:
BUT...

Why does snoop dog use conditioner?












FO FRIZZLE

ok that was stretching it a bit

Second fail eLBe... :roll:
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Post by diss04 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:45 pm

eLBe wrote:What is snoop dogs favourite art medium?

sculpture...fo chizzle.
i LOL'd
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
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Post by elbe » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:16 pm

Teir wrote:
Teir wrote:
why does snoop dogg use conditioner?

fo frizzle
eLBe wrote:
BUT...

Why does snoop dog use conditioner?












FO FRIZZLE

ok that was stretching it a bit

Second fail eLBe... :roll:


THIS IS A CONSPIRACY, be careful everyone Teir is obviously an alien life-form (probably resembling a lizard) who is reading your thoughts then traveling back in time and claiming them for himself!!!!!!!!!
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Post by nousd » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:56 pm

why does Snoop Dog use honey?

fo drizzle

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Post by Coppola » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:26 pm

why did snoop undo his flys?

fo' Wizzle...
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