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Post by djprojekts » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:36 pm

pk- wrote:I missed this train by about 4 or 5 minutes on my way to school

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31 people died :?
Lucky fucker, i read bout this.
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Post by eshscramble » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:07 pm

SD5 wrote:^fuck me, that's rad
hole in the tummy
almost as bad as a hole in the aura induced by smackage.
yeah, was pretty nuts. kind of an 'out of this world' experience. every nurse i had was super hot too... kind of awesome :)

and now i eat well. win win

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Post by mr_vega » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:27 pm

manray wrote:That's cool with me, I ain't trying to beef with no big internet don like yourself haha. Anyway....

Safeeee. Out to all the near misses. All about living for today... never know what is gonna happen tommorow.

hahaha big up the cynical keyboard gangsters innit manray!!
dont cheat me.

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Post by esoundc » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:29 pm

i have been facing the death after a black magic, for real, after that so many things changed in my life. :?
naive like a lamb, silent like a fish, honest like a dog.

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Post by nousd » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:34 pm

^so have yr legs fallen off or somethink?

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Post by thief » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:21 am

Bad chicken burger (one bite) fucked me up proper for a few months, few weeks in the hospital.

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Post by elbe » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:27 am

nothing recently but my first few years where close, Kidney Cancer nearly took me before I was even 2yrs at got sent throu a car windscreen when I was about 5.
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Post by kins83 » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:30 am

What a sheltered life I lead. I've got nothing that counts as a close shave really, I've never even broken a bone!

Out to the boring ninjas!
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Post by esoundc » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:27 pm

no, just this evil things come and try to throw me out of my body :ghost:
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Post by elbe » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:40 pm

kins83 wrote:What a sheltered life I lead. I've got nothing that counts as a close shave really, I've never even broken a bone!

Out to the boring ninjas!
my mate has the same problem, apparently he is scared of razor blades, scruff looking fuk. :wink:
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Post by steppo » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:00 pm

i almost got shot by a filipino gangster in boston cuz he thought i was someone else, while he was fucked on meth

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Post by legend4ry » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:15 pm

Had a gun put down my throat for my mobile when I was about 14? haha.. bout it really, just close clips with a car or two and almost ran over by few cars from being really tired and just walking slowly across roads..
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Post by jonjon » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:04 pm

when i was 10 i fell off a rope swing and landed inches away from an upwards facing, very sharp 3 feet long root poking out of the ground.

hardcore swinging for real bruv
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Post by nousd » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:27 am

Aw wtf
we're always just missing death:
2 secs after you cross a road, a car tools by
yu get into a lift that shortly after isn't there,
put knife in a toaster that was electrified just before


it's all in the timing

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Post by gabbo » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:15 pm

Was in the back of a car full car after seeing dj shadow and cut chemist.

Going round a bend the back of the car started to slide out and the driver hit the brakes, big no no if you know how to drive properly, and spun the wheel to correct.

We end up doing a 180, smashing into the side barricade doing another 180 and ending up in the middle of the highway. I was last to get out of the car and as im standing about meter away from it another car plows into our car and another just misses me in the other lane.

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Post by ch3 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:57 pm

SD5 wrote: Anybody on here got close to drowning?
Yeah, big wave and I suddenly lost the ground under my feet and went under (I was 11 or so). My cousin dragged me out.

Also, was racing bicycles downhill, got into a skid on a layer of sand and hit my head on the ground, not too far from the kerb. I think dreads I had at the time saved me from serious injury :D

Oh, and Badger tried to strangle me last Friday.
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Post by nousd » Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:28 am

ch3 wrote:Oh, and Badger tried to strangle me last Friday.
Haha

with a mob in a combi driving overnight to tiphareth weekend
I wake up behind driver as we're leaving the road
doing 90 kph, rapidly going perp on a cutting.
Driver & everyone else asleep.

Still amazed at my presence of mind...tapped driver lightly on shoulder,
whilst watching world go vert over his shoulder,
& whispered in his ear: "Ummmmm....you'd better wake up."

and so he did,
with a yelp & a yank of the steering wheel,
pulling a giant ollie off the lip
& dropping back onto the road

suddenly everyone was very wide awake
and stayed that way.



Then there's noahs.

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Post by kins83 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:43 am

ch3 wrote: Oh, and Badger tried to strangle me last Friday.
:lol: :lol:

It was a pretty rubbish attempt though!
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit

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Post by nousd » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:12 am

ts good to be alive but boring if you don't appreciate it.

Now how about being around for other's going?
e.g.
I'm blowing into the lungs of an ex-Luftwaffe pilot as he turns cold and hard.
Suddenly something leaves him,
just wafts out of him like a trail of smoke
and with that i know he's gone...dead
and i disengage from his smelly maw.

Turned out he'd won the Iron Cross
but he died from a masive heart attack in an underground carpark in Canberra,
alone but for my passing.
Strange.

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