The Wicker Man (2006)

[hologram]

whats up with that then? i dont think it needed to be done. the original was great as it was. it seems theyve made it into a right teen horror thing, just as the americans did with the ring for example. its now complete with bees and everything.


come on, nicolas cage? look at him!

i mean i havent seen it yet or anything, and im just going on tv ads. and the bus ads. im sure will be reasonably fun to watch tho. your thoughts please

[shonky]

Ignore it and maybe Hollywood might come up with a decent idea/script/movie once in a while.

Should be a lot easier now that Tom Cruise has been sacked. Feel terribly sorry for him, how's he going to survive on several hundred million.

Dig deep people

[gravious]

Ignore it and maybe Hollywood might come up with a decent idea/script/movie once in a while.

Hmm... Don't hold your breath.

There's at least 500 old blockbusters still to be re-made, and at least 50 more 60s/70s/80s tv shows to be given the hollwood treatment.

[shonky]

Ignore it and maybe Hollywood might come up with a decent idea/script/movie once in a while.

Hmm... Don't hold your breath.

There's at least 500 old blockbusters still to be re-made, and at least 50 more 60s/70s/80s tv shows to be given the hollwood treatment.

Still holding out for the Mr Ed movie. Don't really want to see it, just like to see some Hollywood cokehead prick spend loads of money on it and see it fail.

Then I 'd film that and try and get nationwide distribution

Oh, and of course Songs of Praise, Bullseye and Antiques Roadshow are crying out for the post-modern deconstruction.

I reckon Charlize Theron playing Thora would be outstanding

[mos dan]

How about Maid Marian with Charlize Theron as Marian and Will Ferrell as the Sherrif of Nottingham?

I am not going to dignify the remake of The Wicker Man with a comment.

[bagelator]

wicker man 2006?

no need

[clone.a.k.]

yo, i must say as a fan of great movies, this was a tragedy to see trailers for...c'mon, nick cage?

[tekblazer]

what actress is going to be slappin' her rump and shakin' her melons in the room above the pub? thnxbye.

[luke.envoy]

LOWIT HOLLYWOOD WICKERMAN WAS HEAVY CAUSE ITS WEIRD BUT CRUSTY I DONT WANT SOME HIGH DEFINITION REMAKE WITH NICHOLAS CAGE BUN REMAKES!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT SPIDERMAN LOOKS KINDA DARK THO WAS ALL ABOUT VENOM ANYWAYS

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[unlikely]

at least we all know he burns at the end

[7 below]

at least we all know he burns at the end

nonetheless, meet you at nick cage's house with a case of moltovs...

[unlikely]

sorry that was a bit harsh, he's quite good in wild at heart

and i gave away the end of a good film (the original) which is a really annoying thing to do

[metalboxproducts]

I am not going to dignify the remake of The Wicker Man with a comment.

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NEXT SPIDERMAN LOOKS KINDA DARK THO WAS ALL ABOUT VENOM ANYWAYS

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I have to say, the best super hero film by far has to be Batman Begins. Well dark. There also going to be two more, but im not so sure they will be as good.The only thing that lets it down is Katie fucking Holmes.. Shit casting but i'm sure that had to do with Cruises ex agent. Its been siad that Toms odd behavour only started when they parted ways. It seems the agent was keeping him on tight leash. I hope he ends up a sad lonly drunk with no money, probably having spent the money on court cases try to prove the child prostitutes in the basement were actuelly his adopted kids. Or is that me

"Would you like to see my mask"

[7 below]

sorry that was a bit harsh, he's quite good in wild at heart

and i gave away the end of a good film (the original) which is a really annoying thing to do

He's also done some obsolute toss tho (for example gone in sixty seconds, captain corelli's mandolin) and dumb stuff like the rock, con air and face/off.

As for giving away the ending, shame on you! But has been like 30 years or something...

[shonky]

NEXT SPIDERMAN LOOKS KINDA DARK THO WAS ALL ABOUT VENOM ANYWAYS

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I have to say, the best super hero film by far has to be Batman Begins. Well dark. There also going to be two more, but im not so sure they will be as good.The only thing that lets it down is Katie fucking Holmes.. Shit casting but i'm sure that had to do with Cruises ex agent. Its been siad that Toms odd behavour only started when they parted ways. It seems the agent was keeping him on tight leash. I hope he ends up a sad lonly drunk with no money, probably having spent the money on court cases try to prove the child prostitutes in the basement were actuelly his adopted kids. Or is that me

"Would you like to see my mask"

Quite liked the second Batman film with Michelle Pfeiffer in it, again pretty dark, but there was an interesting look at the morality of all the main players which showed them to be more flawed than evil. Hollywood doesn't mind it's anti-heroes but mostly the villains have to be almost irredeemable in most fillms, which seems too black and white to my mind.

I think 21 grams was quite interesting in that respect, the Sean Penn character dying of cancer is such a selfish shit to everyone around him, yet would generally be cast as a victim in most films and Benicio del Toro is constantly striving to make good his actions regardless of how fate conspires against him.

As for Cruise, I've got the idea that a lot of this Katie Holme's business, jumping on sofa's etc, is a really ham-fisted attempt to prove that he's a red-blooded hetero after all the slurs through the years (scientology is apparently well renowned for being able to "cure" gays as well). Was wondering at what point he's going to be wearing an "I like birds, me" T-shirt

Never quite understood why he's such a big star, as he doesn't seem to be that great an actor or that charismatic, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him minting it over the years. Mind you, I thought Collateral was pretty good, but I think that would have been regardless of him being in it.

Can't imagine how badly he'd have to fuck up to ever be broke - even if he never worked again he has to be worth a few hundred million. Even if he remarried a few times, and the subsequent halving of fortunes he'd still probably be alright.

[metalboxproducts]

NEXT SPIDERMAN LOOKS KINDA DARK THO WAS ALL ABOUT VENOM ANYWAYS

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I have to say, the best super hero film by far has to be Batman Begins. Well dark. There also going to be two more, but im not so sure they will be as good.The only thing that lets it down is Katie fucking Holmes.. Shit casting but i'm sure that had to do with Cruises ex agent. Its been siad that Toms odd behavour only started when they parted ways. It seems the agent was keeping him on tight leash. I hope he ends up a sad lonly drunk with no money, probably having spent the money on court cases try to prove the child prostitutes in the basement were actuelly his adopted kids. Or is that me

"Would you like to see my mask"

Quite liked the second Batman film with Michelle Pfeiffer in it, again pretty dark, but there was an interesting look at the morality of all the main players which showed them to be more flawed than evil. Hollywood doesn't mind it's anti-heroes but mostly the villains have to be almost irredeemable in most fillms, which seems too black and white to my mind.

I think 21 grams was quite interesting in that respect, the Sean Penn character dying of cancer is such a selfish shit to everyone around him, yet would generally be cast as a victim in most films and Benicio del Toro is constantly striving to make good his actions regardless of how fate conspires against him.

As for Cruise, I've got the idea that a lot of this Katie Holme's business, jumping on sofa's etc, is a really ham-fisted attempt to prove that he's a red-blooded hetero after all the slurs through the years (scientology is apparently well renowned for being able to "cure" gays as well). Was wondering at what point he's going to be wearing an "I like birds, me" T-shirt

Never quite understood why he's such a big star, as he doesn't seem to be that great an actor or that charismatic, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him minting it over the years. Mind you, I thought Collateral was pretty good, but I think that would have been regardless of him being in it.

Can't imagine how badly he'd have to fuck up to ever be broke - even if he never worked again he has to be worth a few hundred million. Even if he remarried a few times, and the subsequent halving of fortunes he'd still probably be alright.

Yeah and once you add the court costs for the kids in the basement he'll be broke. I'd like to see him try to squerm out of that one.
I hope you know he's got stolen children in his basement... He more of a freak then MJ

[shonky]

You been watching too much Time Trumpet - but you are probably right

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You been watching too much Time Trumpet - but you are probably right

You know what i've not cought any of them. Is it good? It should be, but he has done some questionable stuff in the past.