worst relationship you have ever experienced

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:33 pm

gwa wrote:
jackieboi wrote:With a girl that moved away to china, came back and ALL her mates had moved away to uni, she didnt like my friends so didnt want to come out with me when i was with them so instead whinged incessantly at me to spend more time with just me and her, phoned me about 15-20 times a day with nothing to say just chatting pure bollocks, moved into my house when my parents went away for 3 weeks and just sat about moaning at me for smoking weed.

I have never hit a girl before but fuck me....

Was a total sex addict too, it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.
wow. Why does thissound all so familiar .

You get yourself a sex demanding tnuc of a bird too?

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:22 pm

jackieboi wrote:
gwa wrote:
jackieboi wrote:With a girl that moved away to china, came back and ALL her mates had moved away to uni, she didnt like my friends so didnt want to come out with me when i was with them so instead whinged incessantly at me to spend more time with just me and her, phoned me about 15-20 times a day with nothing to say just chatting pure bollocks, moved into my house when my parents went away for 3 weeks and just sat about moaning at me for smoking weed.

I have never hit a girl before but fuck me....

Was a total sex addict too, it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.
wow. Why does thissound all so familiar .
You get yourself a sex demanding tnuc of a bird too?

well did. We split recently. I ofte. Posted abut how much I had gone off sex. But generally the whole story sounds identical to my last relationship. Especially the weed part, I miss her dearly tho. Would do anything to have her back. Oh well. At least my iPhone won't cheat on me. Seen as it's my new best mate / girlfriend .

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:04 pm

...... I wasn't just mad about having to deal with a bad party..I'm not that uptight...or stupid..

He was trying to play with "freshers" as FelixGash would say..

Nothing left after that but the punt.

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:50 pm

gwa wrote:
jackieboi wrote:
gwa wrote:
jackieboi wrote:With a girl that moved away to china, came back and ALL her mates had moved away to uni, she didnt like my friends so didnt want to come out with me when i was with them so instead whinged incessantly at me to spend more time with just me and her, phoned me about 15-20 times a day with nothing to say just chatting pure bollocks, moved into my house when my parents went away for 3 weeks and just sat about moaning at me for smoking weed.

I have never hit a girl before but fuck me....

Was a total sex addict too, it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.
wow. Why does thissound all so familiar .

You get yourself a sex demanding tnuc of a bird too?
well did. We split recently. I ofte. Posted abut how much I had gone off sex. But generally the whole story sounds identical to my last relationship. Especially the weed part, I miss her dearly tho. Would do anything to have her back. Oh well. At least my iPhone won't cheat on me. Seen as it's my new best mate / girlfriend .

Awwww poor gwa. Get yourself to the dam my friend, you can get yourself a pussycat doll of a bird, she'll be whoever you want her to be for 50 euros. Make a mask of your ex's face and slap that on one of the little tarts faces.

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:09 pm

she cheated on me with this kid who she fucked the night she broke up with me .. found this out way later after we got back together.. and she took a "break" from me about 3-4 months later to fuck him again when he came down for the weekend. other than that she had the sex drive of an 85 yr old woman, got annoyed at me for no good reason, she'd try to play little mind games with me, would flip out whenever i added any girl to myspace or facebook etc

anyway, she is one of the most beautiful girls i know, and she has 'body issues' like some girls do, (shes also 30) but i didnt even get to go to the beach for 3 years with her :/

oh, almost forgot, she was almost totally anti social except for when she'd go to raves and eat e's, wouldnt use the phone when we had to talk about something serious, or at all for that matter

you may know her as the duck girl in my old sig :[

anyway i still miss the shit out of her

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:12 pm

manray wrote:
pdomino wrote:Got with a girl who had a 1 y-o daughter, thought fuck it at the time, 5 years after and Im practically her dad, we broke up. She wouldnt allow me to see her, nice one, that was 2 years ago.
Haha serious... getting involved with someone elses kid? That's fucked up but i respect that. Too bad the mother is too dumb to realise you are the nearest thing to a dad. We need less single parents out there.

Big up you and Deamonds anyway, your damn right, appreciate that !

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:51 pm

steppo wrote:she cheated on me with this kid who she fucked the night she broke up with me .. found this out way later after we got back together.. and she took a "break" from me about 3-4 months later to fuck him again when he came down for the weekend. other than that she had the sex drive of an 85 yr old woman, got annoyed at me for no good reason, she'd try to play little mind games with me, would flip out whenever i added any girl to myspace or facebook etc

anyway, she is one of the most beautiful girls i know, and she has 'body issues' like some girls do, (shes also 30) but i didnt even get to go to the beach for 3 years with her :/

oh, almost forgot, she was almost totally anti social except for when she'd go to raves and eat e's, wouldnt use the phone when we had to talk about something serious, or at all for that matter

you may know her as the duck girl in my old sig :[

anyway i still miss the shit out of her

awww man. Getting cheated on is the worst thing ever, nothing at all takes the pain away except time.

Still. Nothing bad ever last forever. I'm sure you'll meet some new broad and get her to the beach in 3 days!

d-T-r · Post by **d-T-r** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:12 pm

temporary hold:

'i just need some time alone for a little while to clear my head'

really means

' i want to fuck someone else but want you to be the saftey net in case that doesnt work out either'

'how long is temporary'?

'i dont know'

month passes by... mates house party + stoned me + easy chick...

few weeks later and guilt leads me to admit my 'crime' even tho we were on hold...

blah blah blah...her mistake foir being so vague and too much of a head fuck psychologically. my mistake for being too impatient to wait for something i genuinely felt i should of

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:19 pm

well not that i'd know much about relationships but one girl i was with 'cause her mate was fit and thought, like a tnuc, 'fuck it, won't hurt to give it a go' - fucking nut nut she turned out to be! both of 'em! ringing me at 4.45am on a wednesday morning and then sending three hundred hate texts with texts asking 'y aint u answrin bbe? xxxxxxx' interspersed. then her mate started ringing my house phone, the slag, why do that at an ungodly hour? the pasty bitch. suffice to say that i fucked 'em both off. actually, come to think of it i didn't 'end' it, but i just never spoke to her again, it's been a year and a half now - you think she still thinks we're together?

Tangka · Post by **Tangka** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:30 pm

pdomino wrote:Got with a girl who had a 1 y-o daughter, thought fuck it at the time

this one didn't work out for me

__________ · Post by **__________** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:35 pm

''wah wah wah you can't smoke weed wah wah wah''

fuck off

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:51 pm

Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:28 pm

£10 Bag wrote:''wah wah wah you can't smoke weed wah wah wah''

fuck off

epitome of a bad girlfriend

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:52 pm

Earthling wrote:this one didn't work out for me

Sorry to hear that !

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:39 am

doink08 wrote:Ah goshhhhhh.
Girl friends that fuck your best mate

best mates that fuck your girl/man

harsh

i'd be upset with the guy and it would be over, but the "best" mate would deal with worse tbh

belb · Post by **belb** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:00 am

girlfriend's dad has crossbow under the bed and likes to point said crossbow at people, relationship goes downhill from this point on

Tangka · Post by **Tangka** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:23 am

pdomino wrote:
Earthling wrote:this one didn't work out for me
Sorry to hear that !

well, not a bad relationship or anything, just didn't work out for reasons of incompatibility.

i hate to look at it like this but i'm glad i dont have an extra mouth to feed now.

slim · Post by **slim** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:28 am

mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.

Err... racist much?

Tangka · Post by **Tangka** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:32 am

yeah watch out for those asians

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